The following 15 Police Comments were taken off of actual police car videos
around the country.

#15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."

#14 "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."

#13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

#12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my gun."

#11 "So you don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"

#10 "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh. Did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"

# 9 "Warning! You want a warning? O. K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

# 8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

# 7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey DOO."

# 6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

# 5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."

# 4 "Just how big were those two beers?"

# 3 "No sir we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."

# 2 "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail."

And... THE BEST ONE!!!

# 1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets?......You're right, we don't. Sign here.

 

 

those are awesome...i can only imagine the look on people faces when they said those.

 

lmao those were great.

 

lol i like this one

"So you don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"

 

Oh snaps on #1.

 

Haha good ones!

 

damn cops

 

All i have ever gotten from the cops is " So you in the Military?, Im gonna go ahead and give you a warning this time"

 

if a cop ever said ANY of those to me id laugh my ***** off and offer to buy the man a coffee

 

kyyankee fix your damn sig. its way to big.

 

I've gotten that one about being in the military myself. Of course, the VFW stickers and stickers for donating to the police fund might help as well.

 

i never write tickets to anyone in the military...active or unactive

 

Those are excellent...

 

ROFLMAO... I have a friend who is a cop, and that sounds just like him.

 

Haha, those are some good ones.

 

Alright!!! I know I'm an idiot but...#8....I had to ask my wife which one he was I couldn't remember.....she has officially "cut me off"!!

The party was just getting started!

 

haha that was great!!!