Props To The Cobalt!
Props To The Cobalt!
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From: Dallas, TX
Top Ten reasons I love my Cobalt more then my (ex) girlfriend=
10. When something goes wrong, she tells me, but in a quick informative way.
9. No one can get inside of her without me knowing (I have the only key).
8. If I don't hold her at night, she is still right where I left her in the morning.
7. I am happy with her 18"s, and if I admire anothers size, she just purrs.
6. She looks better after being sprayed with a pressure washer.
5. She costs a **** load less.
4. I forgot what day I met her 2 weeks later, but she doesn't complain.
3. Her tail pipe is pretty big. Well I guess ex's was too n/m.
2. All the money I pay for her is insured.
1. I just love to hear that bitch whine!
10. When something goes wrong, she tells me, but in a quick informative way.
9. No one can get inside of her without me knowing (I have the only key).
8. If I don't hold her at night, she is still right where I left her in the morning.
7. I am happy with her 18"s, and if I admire anothers size, she just purrs.
6. She looks better after being sprayed with a pressure washer.
5. She costs a **** load less.
4. I forgot what day I met her 2 weeks later, but she doesn't complain.
3. Her tail pipe is pretty big. Well I guess ex's was too n/m.
2. All the money I pay for her is insured.
1. I just love to hear that bitch whine!
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Originally Posted by kadumel
Top Ten reasons I love my Cobalt more then my (ex) girlfriend=
10. When something goes wrong, she tells me, but in a quick informative way.
9. No one can get inside of her without me knowing (I have the only key).
8. If I don't hold her at night, she is still right where I left her in the morning.
7. I am happy with her 18"s, and if I admire anothers size, she just purrs.
6. She looks better after being sprayed with a pressure washer.
5. She costs a **** load less.
4. I forgot what day I met her 2 weeks later, but she doesn't complain.
3. Her tail pipe is pretty big. Well I guess ex's was too n/m.
2. All the money I pay for her is insured.
1. I just love to hear that bitch whine!
10. When something goes wrong, she tells me, but in a quick informative way.
9. No one can get inside of her without me knowing (I have the only key).
8. If I don't hold her at night, she is still right where I left her in the morning.
7. I am happy with her 18"s, and if I admire anothers size, she just purrs.
6. She looks better after being sprayed with a pressure washer.
5. She costs a **** load less.
4. I forgot what day I met her 2 weeks later, but she doesn't complain.
3. Her tail pipe is pretty big. Well I guess ex's was too n/m.
2. All the money I pay for her is insured.
1. I just love to hear that bitch whine!
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From: Northeastern New York
You know, it's threads like these that make me smile. I get so goddamn tired of people bitching about their car, comparing it to other cars and whining that it's not a Honda or Mitsu or Subie.... You know what, despite the huge payment, the beating the car has taken and the radio headaches, this car has been the most fun I have had yet with a car!
I love my Cobalt and would trade for another one.
Scott
I love my Cobalt and would trade for another one.
Scott
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From: Denver
I love my Cobalt!! Everybody that I show it off too is impressed, including the guy who said I should never buy a Chevy again. He always comes over to have a look at it when I show up with it at work. They all comment on how awesome it is in all it's awesome studliness and they drool (well not really but close to it!)
I find myself going to the store more and often just going for a drive.
I find myself going to the store more and often just going for a drive.
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