come to kc i will intro you. but hands off yo shes mine

 

when im done with her

 

she's not your type, she dont have a dick

 

oooo, zing! don't worry i'll keep my hands off. for a while

 

Any of you ******* had tonsillitis before? Lol

I somehow ended up with this ****. FML

 

i have a sore throat and sound like barry white.

meh

 

Ya, I didn't even look in a mirror, just went to the doc after my temp hit 101.

He spent two seconds to tell me to look in a mirror, and that I have tonsillitis. I looked, it scared me. Little white spots on my throat. Yuckay

 

you must have zach y yo confused

 

hahaha i get more ***** than all of you

 

Hah! Ahahahahahahahah!

 

bitch you have a girlfriend thats not fair

 

no. no you don't

 

 

If it's the same ***** everyday, does that count?

 

well since he said "more *****" that makes it an arguement of quantity of *****, not quantity of women.

 

I would have won this contest last week then. School starting really killed the sex0rz for me. :/

 

yeah mines dropped off quite a bit since she's in another state now

 

Ouchhhhh. Mine's about two miles away. Still won't see her but on the weekends, and one random day of the week.

But, she's told me she's going to rape me when I get to see her, so I guess that's good, right?

 

hmmmm if by rape you she means force you to have hot rough sex then yes. if shes actually going to rape you, then no. i would say thats not a good thing

 

She's already told me she's up for anything, but the whole putting a strap on in my ass, so I think I'm ok. Lol

 

well just make sure she keeps her "anything" part of the bargain. nows your chance to get crazy hahah

 

"i'm up for anything"

"how about i shove a light bulb up your ass?"

"ok, almost anything"

"damn"

conversation between my gf and myself.

 

does she tune cars too lol

 

nope

 

she gotz vtec?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfToIocVpyQ