Id get that ring too but I never wear the one I have

 

I just got the farts, had chili for lunch and helens chili for dinner. Holy ***** it smells worse than a entire hunting shack's fart combined.

That ring is cool, coy has a ring on his thumb he plays with....thumb rings though...never tried a ring on the thumb. Wear that to a engineering job interview, oh the nerdness.

 

don't forget to add me to the list jeff. i'll be there friday night

 

jeff is slacking again huh?

 

updated!!!

 

holy sheeet! almost 10 pplz!! Jeff we need a DD cuz we gonna get fuuuuuucked up

 

good news for me i can stumble my drunk ass the half mile back to my house from the mermaid if i needed to

 

I can drive you drunks if needed. The people that live near me at least.

 

Are you sure ...I think you may just want to pick P and I up then cuz you knowz we'll be Fuked up

Otherwise Im down to be DD, I just have 10 beers.

Hellz yeah.

 

Jeff's gonna be a level 10 wizard!!!

oh ****...after party is at devins!!

 

Whatch out guys I get NAKED when drunk!!

 

show me your genitals your genitals.

 

sometimes I fall asleep with clothing on but wake up naked...no joke

thank god I never woke up with a condom in my ass, hahaha.

 

yet............... ill bring the condoms.

 

"If you woke up in the woods and scratched your butt and felt vasoline, would you tell anyone?"

"Hell no!"

"If you felt further into your crack and pulled out a used condom, would you tell anyone?"

"Of course not."

"Wanna go camping?"

I could pick you guys up. I don't care really.

 

oh cuda pic me up baby...carry me to your bed...

 

you can count on me as a DD also if needed.

 

are cobalt owners allowed in a ion? or are you winter beating it?

 

sounds like jeff and p are gonna have a good night. don't have too much fun. need to save some of that for the others on the ced meet

 

Who said they wanted to go snowboarding with me Sunday at Afton?...

 

Hey Brett.......are we gonna ride up to the meet together??

 

i wanna be nerdy and have a coors light beer staff damnit!

 

Turbo is here tomarrow but i know that will take me a while unless i work my ass off on it.

 

hahah only if they served can beer at the bowling alley :/ maybe at the meet!!! run around the parking lot larp'ing

thats MONTHS away...uHHHHHHHH we have plenty of time to recoup our energy

My pax east trip was canceled I is soooo ******* sad and mad, this will be my emo week :/

boy you better work, I will break my foot off in your ass if thats what it takes to get that turbo kit on by friday

 

OK, update...I will be showing up at least for a little while on Friday. I'm working normal job 7-3:30, then pizza delivery 5-8 or 9. Then I will be showing up for at least a little while. I have to work noon to 8PM Saturday delivering again and my wife is working 5am to 11am Saturday so we've got a busy weekend of work...she's been putting in 50+ hours a week for the last 3 or 4 weeks...yay money (she makes $20/hr as it is...so this helps).

I don't know if I'll be bowling or not, but I will at least show up for a little while and maybe have a couple drinks. Have to at least meet all of you.