lol... I know I know. I'm just teasing. Like I said, there was barely room for me and Al to get to those lines. It'd be so much easier if the stock tranny fluid lines had nice ends that you could unscrew... but nooooo... that'd be too easy. Seriously, there's really only room for one person's hands up near the lines.... so more people out there wouldn't really help much.

Ugh. It's only 1pm. I'm leaving at 4pm... I don't care what the boss thinks. I'll make up hours later this week.

 

I asked about that. Paper copy is required. This sucks. 100+ miles on the car for something that could just as easily be e-mailed.

Anybody feeling a road trip?

 

thats bs, tell your prof you are paying for the ink and paper, he wants a paper copy he can print it out!

either that or tell him your grills are off your car and you shouldnt ever drive a car without grills

 

or fax it over?

 

I know. Bedtime is going to be coming early tonight. As in as soon as I walk in the door from handing this stupid paper in. I have to work tomorrow and Friday. Thursday I'm busy earning my free Wii. Blah. New job starts Monday. Thank GOD I only have like 3 weeks of class and work. Then classes don't start again until like Jan 18th. Cannot wait for X-mas break.

 

I just took a 30 minute poop break at work.

 

sweet, as soon as i send these files out i am going to do the same thing!

30min poops FTW!

 

So, you just got paid 10-15 dollars to make a dooty?

 

holy crap, somebody is making the big bucks!!

 

You figure the prep, scouting the area, a few minutes to get your mind back together when you come back, it can be stretched.

 

good point...didnt think about it that way

 

Correct sir. That was an "on-the-clock" poop.

 

Thats money.

 

On-the-clock poops are FTW.

Boss : Where were you? I paged you 20 min. ago.

Poopie: 2nd stall on the left as soon as you walk in. Im sorry. I heard the page but there isnt a phone in the *******. Should i make a P.O. requisition to get one installed?

Thats win/win. What could they possibly say?

 

Yea I had one of those today but it was like a speed poop.

 

Aw no way dude. You got to milk that. Unless the bathrooms stink or are nasty or something...

 

Well I had chinese food for lunch... so mine required a minimum of 20 minutes. I decided to make it more like 30 just to be sure.

 

Add in the beer you had at my house last night and you might be seeing round 2.

 

assholeburntitis

 

Naw I was in the bathroom by myself and had the door locked lol I used the back one, the front one is for pissing lol. keeps the scents seperated. I do occassionaly text though...

 

speed poops suck

you have to savour the moment

 

Very true. I still feel a tad unstable.

Update: Fedex tracking says my hood is somewhere in eastern PA. The weight was updated too... 17.5lbs for the entire package (packaging and all). Woot for light hoods.

 

and my fkn manifold isnt here. im gettin angry.

 

Where's Al's manifold?

 

^^that is great, im laughing out loud at work and everyone is giving me "the look"