1. Good for you I stopped drinking about 5 years ago now (never was much into that stuff)

2. WTF?

 

dave. coneheads reference

 

I like the fats domino version

"I'm going to Kansas City
Kansas City here I come
I'm going to Kansas City
Kansas City here I come
They got some crazy little women there and I'm gonna get me one
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I'm gonna be standing on the corner
12th Street and Vine
I'm gonna be standing on the corner
12th Street and Vine


With my Kansas City Baby and a bottle of Kansas City wine
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Well I might take a plane I might take a train
But if I have to walk I'm going just the same
I'm going to Kansas City
Kansas City here I come
They got some crazy little women
there and I'm gonna get me one


OH wait! U there already.

SO

I'm going to Dallas City
Dallas City here I come
I'm going to Dallas City
Dallas s City here I come
They got some crazy little women there and Heather wont let me get one
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I'm gonna be standing on the corner
12th Street and Vine
I'm gonna be standing on the corner
12th Street and Vine


With my Kansas City Baby and a bottle of Kansas City wine
--------------------------------------------------------------
Well I might take a plane I might take a train
But if I have to walk I'm going just the same
I'm going to Dallas City
Dallas City here I come
They got some crazy little women
there and Heather wont let me get one
>

thats more like it

 

ok we have 6 bacons already...need 2 mo!

 

I'm down someone just pm me what the hell ya'll are talking about or getting together and I'll meet up