another pointless kill
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another pointless kill
Well it has been a nice friday "no rain" so I took my balt for an afternoon walk when low and behold the locals opened there big ass mouth. I was sitting in traffic with my girlfriend when a mid 90's Chevy single cab P/U with a lift, rebel flag covering the back window, "REDNECK" sticker on the windsheild, and flowmasters pulled up on my right honking there dixie horn and they were bassin Lil John 
The 2 "boys" started botherin my girl
, and telling her to get in a real car, not a rice wanna be.
So I took some of the advice I have collected on here and gave them a not one but to beautiful birds and asked them if they know how it feels to have your ass handed to you by a car with half the motor, if not I would gladly show them
There sh*t talk rolled on with the traffic till we caught the front row at a light, and about 1/4 mile of open road so they were gonna show me what a 350 will do
, me i was all like
at the light, then out of nowhere my girl plulled the lube out the glovebox and threw it in there window telling them they need it more than us Light goes green, tires grip pretty good and when I was about through 2nd they were losing to me like i did to a full bolt on TA when i was stock, they caught back up when i slowed and we went from a 35 roll..........after honk 3 they were but an image in my little mirror haha, next light they claimed i had nos, i asked why they all think im on juice? Guess they watch to much F&F
The turbo balt strikes again
I have since put a nice black mess grill on and the intercooler looks like a plain radiator untill your right infront of it for stealth
The 2 "boys" started botherin my girl , and telling her to get in a real car, not a rice wanna be. So I took some of the advice I have collected on here and gave them a not one but to beautiful birds and asked them if they know how it feels to have your ass handed to you by a car with half the motor, if not I would gladly show them There sh*t talk rolled on with the traffic till we caught the front row at a light, and about 1/4 mile of open road so they were gonna show me what a 350 will do , me i was all like at the light, then out of nowhere my girl plulled the lube out the glovebox and threw it in there window telling them they need it more than us Light goes green, tires grip pretty good and when I was about through 2nd they were losing to me like i did to a full bolt on TA when i was stock, they caught back up when i slowed and we went from a 35 roll..........after honk 3 they were but an image in my little mirror haha, next light they claimed i had nos, i asked why they all think im on juice? Guess they watch to much F&F The turbo balt strikes again
I have since put a nice black mess grill on and the intercooler looks like a plain radiator untill your right infront of it for stealth
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Well it has been a nice friday "no rain" so I took my balt for an afternoon walk when low and behold the locals opened there big ass mouth. I was sitting in traffic with my girlfriend when a mid 90's Chevy single cab P/U with a lift, rebel flag covering the back window, "REDNECK" sticker on the windsheild, and flowmasters pulled up on my right honking there dixie horn and they were bassin Lil John The 2 "boys" started botherin my girl , and telling her to get in a real car, not a rice wanna be. So I took some of the advice I have collected on here and gave them a not one but to beautiful birds and asked them if they know how it feels to have your ass handed to you by a car with half the motor, if not I would gladly show them There sh*t talk rolled on with the traffic till we caught the front row at a light, and about 1/4 mile of open road so they were gonna show me what a 350 will do , me i was all like at the light, then out of nowhere my girl plulled the lube out the glovebox and threw it in there window telling them they need it more than us Light goes green, tires grip pretty good and when I was about through 2nd they were losing to me like i did to a full bolt on TA when i was stock, they caught back up when i slowed and we went from a 35 roll..........after honk 3 they were but an image in my little mirror haha, next light they claimed i had nos, i asked why they all think im on juice? Guess they watch to much F&F
The turbo balt strikes again
I have since put a nice black mess grill on and the intercooler looks like a plain radiator untill your right infront of it for stealth
The 2 "boys" started botherin my girl , and telling her to get in a real car, not a rice wanna be. So I took some of the advice I have collected on here and gave them a not one but to beautiful birds and asked them if they know how it feels to have your ass handed to you by a car with half the motor, if not I would gladly show them There sh*t talk rolled on with the traffic till we caught the front row at a light, and about 1/4 mile of open road so they were gonna show me what a 350 will do , me i was all like at the light, then out of nowhere my girl plulled the lube out the glovebox and threw it in there window telling them they need it more than us Light goes green, tires grip pretty good and when I was about through 2nd they were losing to me like i did to a full bolt on TA when i was stock, they caught back up when i slowed and we went from a 35 roll..........after honk 3 they were but an image in my little mirror haha, next light they claimed i had nos, i asked why they all think im on juice? Guess they watch to much F&F The turbo balt strikes again
I have since put a nice black mess grill on and the intercooler looks like a plain radiator untill your right infront of it for stealth
Awesome kill man. Nice job. How much power you puttin down with the turbo kit on the balt?
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From: Keystone Heights, Fl
well its official all rednecks are the same.... here in florida they like to do the same stuff. get beside you at a redlight talk **** about your car, and tell your girl to ride in a real vehicle. been there done that with some back woods bastards around here in my nissan. except i didn't get the you have nos excuse i got the its not fair its turbo. good kill man. always like to see "good ol boys" put in their places.
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