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Old Jul 9, 2006 | 06:34 PM
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Cobalt eats an evo...

Now i know that i am about to hear some **** for even saying this...

I beat an Evo.

I was pulling out of my apartments when i see an evo fly past on the main road. My girl was in the car with me so i tell her to hang on.

I pull beside the evo doing about 50 in second. He doesnt think anything of my stock exhaust, so i hammer down. He does not follow. GAY!!! So i was like screw it and slowed down to the 40 mph speed limit.

And then it happend. The ricer fly by.... He made sure he shifted as he past so i could hear his aftermarket blow off. So i drop second, pull up beside him at the top of second and wait untill he drops gear and mashes. I let him get the jump and then go to WOT. By the time i hit 3rd i was even with him. I stayed in just long enough to put maybe a car on him. I did not go to forth.

So then we come up to a light where we are both turning left (two turning lanes). he would not look at me or turn the radio down. So i get his buddies attencion and he turns the radio down. I said is that a real evo? He was like yeah and then turned the radio back up.

Anyway i beat an evo...

Now i know that from a stop he would have waxed my ass so no need in pointing that out to me...
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Old Jul 9, 2006 | 06:37 PM
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Sorry, not to flame but thats hardly a race,its' a little more like shift tag
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Old Jul 9, 2006 | 06:40 PM
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you sure he knew you guys were racing?
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Old Jul 9, 2006 | 07:11 PM
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It was probably an MR edition and he didn't leave sixth gear...
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Old Jul 9, 2006 | 07:38 PM
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That is funny bc i just saw a video of an evo holding it own against a lambo gallardo on the track.

And it does not sound like much of a race.
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Old Jul 9, 2006 | 07:43 PM
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Is possible, but only from a roll, and w/ a shitty EVO driver.
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Old Jul 9, 2006 | 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by blowncobalt
Is possible, but only from a roll, and w/ a shitty EVO driver.


Unbelievably terrable, remarkably bad, sucky, five year old-equivilent driver
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Old Jul 9, 2006 | 09:49 PM
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what are your mods man?
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Old Jul 9, 2006 | 09:53 PM
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I believe it. I wouldn't call it a race though. Evos fall flat on their face in 3rd, not to mention that they are AWD. Also, if it were the MR edition, it comes with the 6 spd, he would be shifting more and you'd stay in gear.
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Old Jul 9, 2006 | 10:08 PM
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Originally Posted by West Palm SRT4
I believe it. I wouldn't call it a race though. Evos fall flat on their face in 3rd, not to mention that they are AWD. Also, if it were the MR edition, it comes with the 6 spd, he would be shifting more and you'd stay in gear.
props to you, i find it funny all the cobalt guys call bs and a Srt guy has the brains enough to make a logical comment
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Old Jul 9, 2006 | 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted by hatrickstu
props to you, i find it funny all the cobalt guys call bs and a Srt guy has the brains enough to make a logical comment
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Old Jul 29, 2006 | 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted by hatrickstu
props to you, i find it funny all the cobalt guys call bs and a Srt guy has the brains enough to make a logical comment
lol tru
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Old Jul 29, 2006 | 02:50 PM
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I've raced an Evo before from a roll. he pulled ahead at first, then I started pulling on him, next I know his brakes lights come on and he turns on a side street. I have a video to prove it, it's from a cell phone and you see me pull and then 2-3 seconds later his brake lights. How do I host this video?
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Old Jul 29, 2006 | 02:52 PM
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... oh and a video of me against a gt mustang and a stock white srt4. all wins.
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Old Jul 29, 2006 | 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by jtohio4002
That is funny bc i just saw a video of an evo holding it own against a lambo gallardo on the track.

And it does not sound like much of a race.
yeah i bet it was a very tight course. Do you honestly think an Evo is as fast as a Gallardo now because it can handle close to as well as one? Put them on a highway and that Evo will get beat by bus lengths.
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Old Jul 29, 2006 | 03:08 PM
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Mitsubishi < Lamborghini
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Old Jul 30, 2006 | 12:40 AM
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yeah i bet it was a very tight course. Do you honestly think an Evo is as fast as a Gallardo now because it can handle close to as well as one? Put them on a highway and that Evo will get beat by bus lengths.

I saw that video. It was on some show from Britain on Discovery channel, I forget the name, something like Sports Car TV. He failed to mention the Lambo was stock, and the EVO was HEAVILY modified with over 400HP and a special ECU that prevents the car from spinning out, by transferring power to the gripping wheel. The driver absolutely could not spin out on a turn. It was a Gray Evo 8
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Old Jul 30, 2006 | 12:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Shamrock
I saw that video. It was on some show from Britain on Discovery channel, I forget the name, something like Sports Car TV. He failed to mention the Lambo was stock, and the EVO was HEAVILY modified with over 400HP and a special ECU that prevents the car from spinning out, by transferring power to the gripping wheel. The driver absolutely could not spin out on a turn. It was a Gray Evo 8
idk but from what i heard in uk evo's are 400hp stock.
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Old Jul 30, 2006 | 01:07 AM
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The show in question was, in my opinion, the best car show on tv, Top Gear. The Mitsu did wax the lambo, and a formula 1 driver was driving the lambo. As for the evo, it was the UK only special edition FQ400 Mitsu Evo 8 MR with, you guessed it, 400bhp, plus all kinds of other tweaks. But, it IS a factory car from Mitsu, and it DOES have four doors and costs a quarter of the price of the lambo. Personally, I d take the sleeper evo any day over the lambo, but thats a personal opinion.
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Old Jul 30, 2006 | 01:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Formula96
Now i know that i am about to hear some **** for even saying this...


Well then dont say it... DUH!
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Old Jul 30, 2006 | 04:28 PM
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Don't worry man, I know the infamous Evo could be taken by a Blat if you run top end with him enough
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Old Jul 31, 2006 | 02:44 PM
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I am currently "watching" my roomies EVO while he is out to sea. My SS STG2 is faster than the EVO hands down. His is not an EVO thou. Just my 2 cents
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Old Jul 31, 2006 | 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted by jtohio4002
That is funny bc i just saw a video of an evo holding it own against a lambo gallardo on the track.

And it does not sound like much of a race.
Most uneducated post. Any car can hang with any car if enough money is put into it. was the evo you saw stock. I DONT THINK SO>
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Old Jul 31, 2006 | 02:49 PM
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He should of beated you no prob if he knew how to drive it. I think were giving these Evos a little bit to much confidence. They cant be dynoing much more than a stock STI.

We all agree that a stock cobalt that downshifts high up in third could possibly pull on one that did not expect it.

As far as the story goes. I wouldnt of posted it.
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