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Old Sep 12, 2007 | 02:06 PM
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Me vs 2.4 Balt

I was just on a leisurely drive to go to the dog park with the pooch,when out of no where this guy swings into my lane from nowhere and does a break check,and almost makes me rear end him,then he guns it and speeds of towards the clover that merges to the expressway,well **** the doggie park at this point.
I pick up the pace but I'm about five cars back,,i catch up to the balt just as hes leaving the clover and at a 40 roll about to hit the highway,the guy frickin fingers me and then waves.LOL!! well know i'm on him,closed that five car gap in no time.
Now i'm right on his ass and he is sweating,cause i have the same motor as him,but I think he is having a hard time to figure how I closed the gap so quick,he can,t maintain his composure and gets into the right lane,now Im beside him,he looks at me and guns it,I let him have a car then I have him for lunch,now hes quite a ways back so i get into the slow lane.





Low and behold this ****** tries to make a run for it and does the flyby on me I just smoked him,now he is staying well back of me.
Down the highway there is a red light and its just him and me,I yell out to him "why you an ass,are you trying to kill me and others" he only looked at me once,i yell back(guy is wearing a suit) "hey suit,better learn to drive or get some mods, before pulling that **** again
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Old Sep 12, 2007 | 02:11 PM
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i dont get it why did he disrepect u...u guys have the sam motor and **** and basically the ssame car beside (you) being pontaic g5 gt and (him) cobalt ss/na ..both 2.4 motors...and being you heavily modded and him not sure.///Nice kill g5mike..he was being a dick and proba pissed cause he loss
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Old Sep 12, 2007 | 02:13 PM
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proof that people are very funny
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Old Sep 12, 2007 | 02:17 PM
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Mike your the god damn man!
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Old Sep 12, 2007 | 02:17 PM
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Haha... Nice!

I had a stock SS/SC try a stunt on ME a few days ago... but he wasn't a dick. He just flew past me WOT... I quickly made up the difference and showed him who's the King.
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Old Sep 12, 2007 | 02:18 PM
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Old Sep 12, 2007 | 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Jimmys2007CobaltSS/C
i dont get it why did he disrepect u...u guys have the sam motor and **** and basically the ssame car beside (you) being pontaic g5 gt and (him) cobalt ss/na ..both 2.4 motors...and being you heavily modded and him not sure.///Nice kill g5mike..he was being a dick and proba pissed cause he loss
well no,as I was driving,this guy came out of nowhere and cut me off and immediatly sped off,he was a Dick from the get go,he was probly having a bad day and did this to others.

Originally Posted by USMCFieldMP
Haha... Nice!

I had a stock SS/SC try a stunt on ME a few days ago... but he wasn't a dick. He just flew past me WOT... I quickly made up the difference and showed him who's the King.
you show him whos da boss.LOL!! this is only the second 2..4 to race me its usually(sorry) 2.2 guys pulling this stuff off and the ss/sc guys have been classy and asked me for a run first.

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Old Sep 12, 2007 | 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted by USMCFieldMP
Haha... Nice!

I had a stock SS/SC try a stunt on ME a few days ago... but he wasn't a dick. He just flew past me WOT... I quickly made up the difference and showed him who's the King.
but then again i try to pull the WOT pass on fellow cobalt owners and give them a thumbs up.. pay a little respect. i dont even care if it is a base ls.. its getting a thumbs up
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Old Sep 12, 2007 | 11:27 PM
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Originally Posted by g5mike
I was just on a leisurely drive to go to the dog park with the pooch,when out of no where this guy swings into my lane from nowhere and does a break check,and almost makes me rear end him,then he guns it and speeds of towards the clover that merges to the expressway,well **** the doggie park at this point.
I pick up the pace but I'm about five cars back,,i catch up to the balt just as hes leaving the clover and at a 40 roll about to hit the highway,the guy frickin fingers me and then waves.LOL!! well know i'm on him,closed that five car gap in no time.
Now i'm right on his ass and he is sweating,cause i have the same motor as him,but I think he is having a hard time to figure how I closed the gap so quick,he can,t maintain his composure and gets into the right lane,now Im beside him,he looks at me and guns it,I let him have a car then I have him for lunch,now hes quite a ways back so i get into the slow lane.





Low and behold this ****** tries to make a run for it and does the flyby on me I just smoked him,now he is staying well back of me.
Down the highway there is a red light and its just him and me,I yell out to him "why you an ass,are you trying to kill me and others" he only looked at me once,i yell back(guy is wearing a suit) "hey suit,better learn to drive or get some mods, before pulling that **** again
Some people are just that way. +rep for showing him up I do hope it was safe however.
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Old Sep 12, 2007 | 11:34 PM
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Originally Posted by g5mike
I was just on a leisurely drive to go to the dog park with the pooch,when out of no where this guy swings into my lane from nowhere and does a break check,and almost makes me rear end him,then he guns it and speeds of towards the clover that merges to the expressway,well **** the doggie park at this point.
I pick up the pace but I'm about five cars back,,i catch up to the balt just as hes leaving the clover and at a 40 roll about to hit the highway,the guy frickin fingers me and then waves.LOL!! well know i'm on him,closed that five car gap in no time.
Now i'm right on his ass and he is sweating,cause i have the same motor as him,but I think he is having a hard time to figure how I closed the gap so quick,he can,t maintain his composure and gets into the right lane,now Im beside him,he looks at me and guns it,I let him have a car then I have him for lunch,now hes quite a ways back so i get into the slow lane.





Low and behold this ****** tries to make a run for it and does the flyby on me I just smoked him,now he is staying well back of me.
Down the highway there is a red light and its just him and me,I yell out to him "why you an ass,are you trying to kill me and others" he only looked at me once,i yell back(guy is wearing a suit) "hey suit,better learn to drive or get some mods, before pulling that **** again
To bad you haven't got the job for Canada Post yet, then you could have went all postal on his ass.
Those Newbrunswick people sound quite rude.
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Old Sep 12, 2007 | 11:35 PM
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He probably didn't know the G5 GT's have the same engine. He's probably so stupid that he didn't realize it's actually the same car, with different badges.
Could you tell if he was auto or stick Mike?
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Old Sep 12, 2007 | 11:48 PM
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Originally Posted by monkeiboy
He probably didn't know the G5 GT's have the same engine. He's probably so stupid that he didn't realize it's actually the same car, with different badges.
Could you tell if he was auto or stick Mike?
he was stick,I'm sure he new what I might have been,but that I'm not.
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Old Sep 13, 2007 | 08:17 AM
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What a dousche nozzle! Brake checking you on your way to the doggie park like that. I hope his girl friends knees grow together.

And + rep for the kill Mike.

GODDAMNITTOHELL! It wn't let me rep you! Says I have to spread it around more.
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Old Sep 13, 2007 | 09:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Jackalope

GODDAMNITTOHELL! It wn't let me rep you! Says I have to spread it around more.
Sure Jack. Is that what your doctor says about your Herpilitis too?
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Old Sep 13, 2007 | 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted by victory_red_SS
To bad you haven't got the job for Canada Post yet, then you could have went all postal on his ass.
Those Newbrunswick people sound quite rude.
On the contrary,i actually enjoyed the run against him,Not to many cars out here to run,its mostly trucks.
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Old Sep 13, 2007 | 02:39 PM
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Great job Mike. The only other similar car to mine that I ran was an HHR 2.4 5 speed. He ..well...he got dusted. Caught me at the next light...asked me to "roll down the window"!!!!

him: "That's NOT a 2.2"
me: Neither is yours
him: Is that SC?
me: Nope 2.4 its an SS Sedan that is debadged has no leather or sunroof or system..(i.e., its LIGHT)
him: Well mines a 2.4 too...but...(light turns green so I go)

(next light he comes screaching up )

him: I still don't get it....
me: Well I can't help you there pal... I don't play that side of the fence.
him: Haahhahha...no... I mean you killed me, and we have the same stuff
me: Well apparently not.
him: Well I got an intake......
me: Me too!
him: C'mon what else...a few things here and there???
me: Ya you really need tuning...plus your car (sic) TRUCK is alot heavier than mine
him: Oh yeah...damn I ordered the leather and sunroof too.
him: Props dude....fast sleeper you got there!
me: thanks bro..check out cobaltss.net

(blank look on his face as the light went green)

So we took off again and by 4th gear he was a GOOD ways back and giving me thumbs up ....

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Old Sep 13, 2007 | 03:02 PM
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g5mike--way to show him up, that guy had it coming
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Old Sep 13, 2007 | 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by xravenwingsx
g5mike--way to show him up, that guy had it coming
thanks! feel bad though I did not have the quick snap doggie racing harness in the car at the time,cool little harness i modified to work with the seat belt,that holds him snug in place.
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Old Sep 13, 2007 | 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by g5mike
thanks! feel bad though I did not have the quick snap doggie racing harness in the car at the time,cool little harness i modified to work with the seat belt,that holds him snug in place.
haha thats awsome i'd like to see pics of him buckled up
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Old Sep 13, 2007 | 03:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Brandon97Z
haha thats awsome i'd like to see pics of him buckled up
when I get a new camera I will
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