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Old Jul 7, 2013 | 01:08 AM
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This thread is still going? "The List" is over ten years old. The rules have always been the same. These guys have been throwing FU money at their cars and beating all challengers from all over the country for YEARS. It's just a show. Someone took what was real and added drama.

PINKS got the idea for their show from these guys. Launches on the street are different than the track, even with a burnout. Tracks cost money. Streets are free. It's not uncommon to see a loud ass drag car with working signals and a current plate on the streets around here. We don't have inspections. Everyone who mods their car is catless. Cops generally don't pull over muscle cars. They are like Harleys. They can be loud as hell and it's okay because that's how they should be. To get pulled over, you have to do a burnout, race, rev your engine or drive an import up and down the same street with a bunch of other FNF cars on a Saturday night.

These cars can be and are driven on the street occasionally. I've seen a few of the cars in the show driven to local car shows running on drag radials. People that keep bringing up the trailer thing need to realize that many of those guys don't live next door to the track. Driving an hour to the track in a car that runs straight alcohol and gets three miles to the gallon and has expensive slicks that pick up every rock is kind of dumb. Sure it can be done but a trailer makes more sense.

A lot of their races are done at the track. There are "cash days" which are basically days where nothing is timed and the track is run backwards so it's the same as a street. That's where anyone from anywhere in the US is allowed to take the number one spot for $10K. Cash. The only stipulation is that if they don't win, they have to pay $10K. People have tried. No one has done it. Each time someone comes and loses, the cars only get faster with the money.
How am I supposed to know all that? I've never even been to oklahoma
Old Jul 7, 2013 | 11:00 AM
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I have an aluminum Dart small block laying here. Maybe I should build a 450ci 10 degree turbo small block. Hmmm. But then again Miller and his gang would still be faster...
Old Jul 8, 2013 | 12:07 PM
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Hey I guess Oklahoma needs at least one thing to kind of sorta put them on the map haha even if it's all bullshit.
Old Jul 8, 2013 | 12:13 PM
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Hey I guess Oklahoma needs at least one thing to kind of sorta put them on the map haha even if it's all bullshit.
lol. your posts are always mean in a funny way.

so guys whose pumped for the next episode?? lol. its so dumb
Old Jul 8, 2013 | 12:17 PM
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Hehehe Oh me me me! Lol. Those guys are such jackasses.
Old Jul 8, 2013 | 07:14 PM
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i can't wait to see someone "get drug!" AHYUCK!
Old Jul 8, 2013 | 10:13 PM
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I don't know any of those guys BTW. I've seen a few of them around at meets and shows. That's it.

People really are butthurt about them saying they're the fastest in the country. If anyone knows anyone faster, come down here and put up or shut up. If everyone hates what they're claiming then prove them wrong. It's easy.

As far as paying for the track, that's only if people don't want to race on the street. The show isn't going to talk about "cash days." The track doesn't sponsor gambling or racing for money. It's illegal. A similar thing happens at the Tulsa track. Saturday nights are test and tune. At midnight it's heads up with no times. That's where people are welcome to make call outs and make wagers. Again.... not at all endorsed or approved by the track.

Rissa, if you weren't a hot chick you wouldn't be liked nearly as much. That's pretty much all you have going for you. Enjoy it while it lasts. Dig as much gold as possible. Once gravity and time kick in... you're fucked. You only like it here because there are a bunch of little boys who lust after you and your car.

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Old Jul 8, 2013 | 10:24 PM
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Originally Posted by casionerd
I don't know any of those guys BTW. I've seen a few of them around at meets and shows. That's it.

People really are butthurt about them saying they're the fastest in the country. If anyone knows anyone faster, come down here and put up or shut up. If everyone hates what they're claiming then prove them wrong. It's easy.

As far as paying for the track, that's only if people don't want to race on the street. The show isn't going to talk about "cash days." The track doesn't sponsor gambling or racing for money. It's illegal. A similar thing happens at the Tulsa track. Saturday nights are test and tune. At midnight it's heads up with no times. That's where people are welcome to make call outs and make wagers. Again.... not at all endorsed or approved by the track.

Rissa, if you weren't a hot chick you wouldn't be liked nearly as much. That's pretty much all you have going for you. Enjoy it while it lasts. Dig as much gold as possible. Once gravity and time kick in... you're fucked. You only like it here because there are a bunch of little boys who lust after you and your car.


ohhh man......lmao


Old Jul 8, 2013 | 10:35 PM
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Originally Posted by casionerd
I don't know any of those guys BTW. I've seen a few of them around at meets and shows. That's it.

People really are butthurt about them saying they're the fastest in the country. If anyone knows anyone faster, come down here and put up or shut up. If everyone hates what they're claiming then prove them wrong. It's easy.

As far as paying for the track, that's only if people don't want to race on the street. The show isn't going to talk about "cash days." The track doesn't sponsor gambling or racing for money. It's illegal. A similar thing happens at the Tulsa track. Saturday nights are test and tune. At midnight it's heads up with no times. That's where people are welcome to make call outs and make wagers. Again.... not at all endorsed or approved by the track.

Rissa, if you weren't a hot chick you wouldn't be liked nearly as much. That's pretty much all you have going for you. Enjoy it while it lasts. Dig as much gold as possible. Once gravity and time kick in... you're fucked. You only like it here because there are a bunch of little boys who lust after you and your car.
That last paragraph is hilarious.
But I'm watching it now and the guy is testing his car on a track. Why don't they just do that more often?
Old Jul 8, 2013 | 10:55 PM
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^^^^ I was only responding to full retard with full retard.


Originally Posted by redcobalt07
That last paragraph is hilarious.
But I'm watching it now and the guy is testing his car on a track. Why don't they just do that more often?
I think a lot of those guys are bracket racers and go to the track regularly. Bracket racing is every Saturday with up to 1,000.00 pay outs.
Old Jul 9, 2013 | 12:41 AM
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I'm not butthurt at all. I just love how you guys are trying to associate yourselves with them. Our cars are fast because the fastest guys in the world are in OK! But I suppose its ok to try and ride anothers coat tails when your own stuff is nothing special.
Old Jul 9, 2013 | 01:46 AM
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I'm not butthurt at all. I just love how you guys are trying to associate yourselves with them. Our cars are fast because the fastest guys in the world are in OK! But I suppose its ok to try and ride anothers coat tails when your own stuff is nothing special.
You're butthurt. You can't stop talking about it. You'll post about how false their claim is over and over in this thread until it's locked.

By "you guys" I'm guessing you mean 04wrx, cmiller, soccer and myself?

I never claimed to know any of those guys. I've seen them around and have lurked their board for years. I drive a slow ass Cobalt. I'm not invited. LOL.

It's a show. Stuff is exaggerated, sensationalized and just plain made up.

I think the only part we (myself and the other Oklahomans on here) are defending is that they have the fastest street cars in the country. That part is true. They've claimed it for years and backed it up. Many out-of-staters have tried and failed to take the #1 spot. If someone ever beats them, then they will give it up to that person. They'll pay up and then try harder to take the spot back.

Everyone who doubts their claims has the same reason for doing so... they all know someone or heard about someone who's faster..... or they do like LMR did and respond to a callout with another callout.

It's all silly and people are just blowing it out of proportion.
Old Jul 9, 2013 | 01:48 AM
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Originally Posted by casionerd
I don't know any of those guys BTW. I've seen a few of them around at meets and shows. That's it.

People really are butthurt about them saying they're the fastest in the country. If anyone knows anyone faster, come down here and put up or shut up. If everyone hates what they're claiming then prove them wrong. It's easy.

As far as paying for the track, that's only if people don't want to race on the street. The show isn't going to talk about "cash days." The track doesn't sponsor gambling or racing for money. It's illegal. A similar thing happens at the Tulsa track. Saturday nights are test and tune. At midnight it's heads up with no times. That's where people are welcome to make call outs and make wagers. Again.... not at all endorsed or approved by the track.

Rissa, if you weren't a hot chick you wouldn't be liked nearly as much. That's pretty much all you have going for you. Enjoy it while it lasts. Dig as much gold as possible. Once gravity and time kick in... you're fucked. You only like it here because there are a bunch of little boys who lust after you and your car.

Who are you again little one? Oh yeah that's right, the guy with the saggy ass in his signature who contributes very little meaningful insight to this site. Lol please don't even address me, you're not worth my time, as I've been here longer than you, and probably have more time/$ invested in my cobalt(which is the very reason I joined this site in the first place) than you do. I hate to come to this, but please don't be bitter that I not only have two great cars, but that I get attention. I'm sorry I just can't help it. I'm also on the corvette forums, I guess I'm there because I don't want to learn more or modify my vette, but that I want old guys leg humping me there too? Also not a gold digger, paid for the car myself! Figures you'd post a bitch fit now that I see your location, I'm sorry I insulted your precious Oklahoma, but you have to get real...the show is absolutely retarded and staged.
Old Jul 9, 2013 | 02:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Rissa
Who are you again little one? Oh yeah that's right, the guy with the saggy ass in his signature who contributes very little meaningful insight to this site. Lol please don't even address me, you're not worth my time, as I've been here longer than you, and probably have more time/$ invested in my cobalt(which is the very reason I joined this site in the first place) than you do. I hate to come to this, but please don't be bitter that I not only have two great cars, but that I get attention. I'm sorry I just can't help it. I'm also on the corvette forums, I guess I'm there because I don't want to learn more or modify my vette, but that I want old guys leg humping me there too? Also not a gold digger, paid for the car myself! Figures you'd post a bitch fit now that I see your location, I'm sorry I insulted your precious Oklahoma, but you have to get real...the show is absolutely retarded and staged.
LOL. This is a bitch fit.
Old Jul 9, 2013 | 02:17 AM
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Old Jul 9, 2013 | 05:25 AM
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Old Jul 9, 2013 | 07:23 AM
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Come on guys, its getting too real for TV in here
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Originally Posted by casionerd
I don't know any of those guys BTW. I've seen a few of them around at meets and shows. That's it.

People really are butthurt about them saying they're the fastest in the country. If anyone knows anyone faster, come down here and put up or shut up. If everyone hates what they're claiming then prove them wrong. It's easy.

As far as paying for the track, that's only if people don't want to race on the street. The show isn't going to talk about "cash days." The track doesn't sponsor gambling or racing for money. It's illegal. A similar thing happens at the Tulsa track. Saturday nights are test and tune. At midnight it's heads up with no times. That's where people are welcome to make call outs and make wagers. Again.... not at all endorsed or approved by the track.

Rissa, if you weren't a hot chick you wouldn't be liked nearly as much. That's pretty much all you have going for you. Enjoy it while it lasts. Dig as much gold as possible. Once gravity and time kick in... you're fucked. You only like it here because there are a bunch of little boys who lust after you and your car.
A LOT of truth in this last paragraph
Old Jul 9, 2013 | 08:39 AM
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This whole "my dick is bigger than your dick, and until you drive halfway across the country and compare it side by side, I'm gonna stick to my claim" theory is hysterical.

This show would be so much more interesting if those guys actually toured the country, calling guys out and taking them on, instead of just other OK guys.

And LOL at the Rissa hate. You guys can't even deny that your jaw wouldn't drop if you saw a chick as good looking as her drive past your little Cobalt in a Z06. Mine sure as hell would...
Old Jul 9, 2013 | 09:28 AM
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dat saggy ass tho....lmao
Old Jul 9, 2013 | 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by casionerd
You're butthurt. You can't stop talking about it. You'll post about how false their claim is over and over in this thread until it's locked.

By "you guys" I'm guessing you mean 04wrx, cmiller, soccer and myself?

I never claimed to know any of those guys. I've seen them around and have lurked their board for years. I drive a slow ass Cobalt. I'm not invited. LOL.

It's a show. Stuff is exaggerated, sensationalized and just plain made up.

I think the only part we (myself and the other Oklahomans on here) are defending is that they have the fastest street cars in the country. That part is true. They've claimed it for years and backed it up. Many out-of-staters have tried and failed to take the #1 spot. If someone ever beats them, then they will give it up to that person. They'll pay up and then try harder to take the spot back.

Everyone who doubts their claims has the same reason for doing so... they all know someone or heard about someone who's faster..... or they do like LMR did and respond to a callout with another callout.

It's all silly and people are just blowing it out of proportion.

The only thing I've done is call your buddy Miller out on his lies about that G35 of his. Then Also stated I'm not impressed with his F-body.

I'm not doubting these "fast" guys claims. I am however saying they are not street cars. Anyone can build a fast car on 118 octane race fuel and drive it on the street. Its a bit harder to do it legally...

Also you are right, it is a show, it is made up. Yet YOUR FRIEND Miller, who YOU KEEP DEFENDING, and WRX are trying to use it as hey look how awesome we are! You clowns act like a bunch of football fans. "Hey everyone look how great WE did!" Even though WE had nothing to do with it...

I have come to the conclusion that people from the Midwest are ******* retarded. To much ethanol in the air maybe?
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Originally Posted by AHelm3
This whole "my dick is bigger than your dick, and until you drive halfway across the country and compare it side by side, I'm gonna stick to my claim" theory is hysterical.

This show would be so much more interesting if those guys actually toured the country, calling guys out and taking them on, instead of just other OK guys.

And LOL at the Rissa hate. You guys can't even deny that your jaw wouldn't drop if you saw a chick as good looking as her drive past your little Cobalt in a Z06. Mine sure as hell would...
im not denying that she is good looking and that she has an awsome Z06 (never seen a pi of her balt but it might be awsome as well) im just saying that she would get a lot more hate if she wasnt a girl
Old Jul 9, 2013 | 12:25 PM
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LOL. This is a bitch fit.
No, just telling it like I see it. I say something about how stupid the show is, and you go on to say I'd be hated if I wasn't a girl. Well I am a girl, so your theory is void. I'm sorry that I actually come here to talk about cars, but I guess since I'm a girl I'm not here for that right? According to you, no girl can actually be into cars, let alone have what I have lol. Get real.
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im not denying that she is good looking and that she has an awsome Z06 (never seen a pi of her balt but it might be awsome as well) im just saying that she would get a lot more hate if she wasnt a girl
And why is that? Do you think that because I'm a girl I should keep to myself and not speak my mind especially when idiots post bullshit that's littered in this thread? If that's the case then pretty much EVERYONE in here should be hated.

Originally Posted by AHelm3
This whole "my dick is bigger than your dick, and until you drive halfway across the country and compare it side by side, I'm gonna stick to my claim" theory is hysterical.

This show would be so much more interesting if those guys actually toured the country, calling guys out and taking them on, instead of just other OK guys.

And LOL at the Rissa hate. You guys can't even deny that your jaw wouldn't drop if you saw a chick as good looking as her drive past your little Cobalt in a Z06. Mine sure as hell would...
It's because they know no one in their right mind will want to go to Oklahoma.

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