the mini cooper is gay, in any trim.

 

x2..

 

i hated them at first but I wouldn't mind a Mini Cooper S

not as a daily driver though, too damn small...I'd be scared to get into an accident.

 

I like them, but could never see myself driving one daily. Id still like to have one though, just to have.

 

Cooper's are chick cars, especially the convertible.

 

I was stopped at a light against one we both were turning left i didn't know he was there at first until i his blower whine and him floor it. So i downshift from 3rd to 2nd and pull him by 2 cars by 75 until i had to turn off.

 

if his car has the flamer gfx vinyl option he will prolly own jooo cause everyone knows rainbow vinyl is like +500 hp.

 

The Mini S is definately a nice fun car. I've seen magazines test them as a 15.3 to 14.9 second car and they are (or can be) 2500 lb cars.

As far as twisties, the cobalt can't hang. The mini has a full independant rear I believe which rocks our rear beam design into the stone ages.

No doubt the car is small and a little feminine, but it's a respectful car that I wouldn't mind sporting.

 

10 out of 10 lesbians that buy their footwear at the Army-Navy store said they wont own a mini cooper, that should tell you something.....

 

I swear almost every mini-S I see it is driven by a fat person??? haha teh car isnt supposed to weight 3,400lbs. ****...

 

^^What he said!^^

 

Why would you put sugar in the tank??? It does nothing...

And all mini cooper's are sweet especially the old ones.

 

Beware. The John Cooper Works package on the Cooper S puts them over 200 hp.

 

Crack an egg in the gas tank! Works wonders! lol!

 

bmw is overrated

 

Or bleach.