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Old Jul 12, 2006 | 10:59 AM
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Talking Educating the local ricers, one at a time.

I was out cruisin around yesterday... getting more practice driving stick in traffic. Had a few people give me props on the car, pretty cool IMO.

Anyways... on the way back to my place, I'm just minding my own business... doing about 50MPH when this primer and flat orange civic hatch with the classic fart can and aluminum wing on the roof decides he's ballsy enough for the ol' ricer flyby. Blows by me doin atleast 70... even took the time to downshift as he passed... nice fart can... for sure.

So I pull up beside him at the next light... we're both 3rd in line... so no chance at a race... but the guy revs at me again anyways. So I yelled over at him "You don't want none of this!" He looks over at me, rolls his eyes, and revs again. I decided to play along, so I revved back this time. I'm sure he heard the SC whine b/c now he's looking at me
like he just saw a ghost. My simple reply was "Supercharged bitch!" At this he cranked his stereo and rolled his passenger side window up, acting like I'm not even there.

The light finally turned green and we moved on with the normal flow of traffic... the guy never did look back over at me.

I guess I'll toss that up as the first kill on my list... didn't even have to race.
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Old Jul 12, 2006 | 11:03 AM
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nice... New Sig quote..
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Old Jul 12, 2006 | 12:38 PM
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Haha... awesome.
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Old Jul 12, 2006 | 12:42 PM
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lol, good one. Im guessing u have intake right.
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Old Jul 12, 2006 | 01:57 PM
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I almost died reading that, LMAO!
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Old Jul 12, 2006 | 02:08 PM
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thats really great.

well done!
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Old Jul 12, 2006 | 02:15 PM
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I had some guy in a civic tell me my car sounded gay and like an rc car, then the idiot tried to race me... needless to say the last I saw of him was when the light turned green.... It's gotten to the point that no rice burner even challanges me anymore inmy nieghborhood.... I love it , just like the good ol days with my other v8 cars.
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Old Jul 12, 2006 | 02:28 PM
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why dont guys pick on somebody ur own size we know u cant take civics woth out a problem it time to start playin with boys ur own age like srt-4, subarus, evos, g-35,etc
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Old Jul 12, 2006 | 02:35 PM
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^^^he didnt start it the civic did... he was just telling a story, relax.
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Old Jul 12, 2006 | 02:39 PM
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i know but am just saying
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Old Jul 12, 2006 | 02:43 PM
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Ha, nice.
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Old Jul 12, 2006 | 02:44 PM
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Think of it this way...a little 8 year old walks up to you and punches you in the gut. It doesn't really hurt, so are you going to hit him back? No...are you going to make him think you're going to? Hell yes...
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Old Jul 12, 2006 | 02:47 PM
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^^^ROFL thats the best analogy i think ive ever heard...
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Old Jul 12, 2006 | 02:49 PM
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I do go after sti's 350z's and the such,,, just getting bored with beating the stock ones... and the mildy modified ones too... been goin after t/a's and camaros. and older vettes... more of a challenge... not to put down other cars, but when you beat a certain type of car multiple times it gets boring...
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Old Jul 12, 2006 | 03:26 PM
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supercharged bitch?

i would have been laughing at you

kinda lame
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Old Jul 12, 2006 | 03:51 PM
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There should be a licence plate for us that says something like this..."I dont' race civics I have a moped for that"
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Old Jul 12, 2006 | 04:02 PM
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nice
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Old Jul 12, 2006 | 04:20 PM
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i dont know come to bham alabama there is a club here that has i heart my honda on the front windows all i can say is DONT touch them i ran one and i was starting to win by a long shot then all i saw was his ass end we stoped to talk about his car and come to find out he had a 2 stage NOS kit stage 1 was 100 shot and 2nd stage was 200 shot so better watch what you race it only takes a little bottle to out run anyone
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Old Jul 12, 2006 | 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by X3r0
i dont know come to bham alabama there is a club here that has i heart my honda on the front windows all i can say is DONT touch them i ran one and i was starting to win by a long shot then all i saw was his ass end we stoped to talk about his car and come to find out he had a 2 stage NOS kit stage 1 was 100 shot and 2nd stage was 200 shot so better watch what you race it only takes a little bottle to out run anyone
NOS is for walking vaginas!
AKA - Pussies!
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Old Jul 12, 2006 | 04:39 PM
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yeah wtf, any one of us could throw a couple cans of nitrous in the trunk and distroy an evo or what ever... it's fake hp
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Old Jul 12, 2006 | 04:58 PM
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Yea but making a Honda motor withstand a 100-200 shot is impressive. Surprised those tiny rods didn't snap.

Now if he just had a 50shot anyone could put that on there Honda and then run high 14's lol.
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Old Jul 12, 2006 | 05:03 PM
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There should be a licence plate for us that says something like this..."I dont' race civics I have a moped for that"
I would get that plate, that would be hella funny.
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Old Jul 13, 2006 | 08:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Vette Jr.
yeah wtf, any one of us could throw a couple cans of nitrous in the trunk and distroy an evo or what ever... it's fake hp
dumbest post I've read to date.
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Old Jul 14, 2006 | 04:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Vette Jr.
yeah wtf, any one of us could throw a couple cans of nitrous in the trunk and distroy an evo or what ever... it's fake hp
Since when has F/I become "fake" hp No0b? Where do they sell these cans of NOS at? Fu*king energy drink?
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Old Jul 14, 2006 | 08:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Self
Originally Posted by Vette Jr.
yeah wtf, any one of us could throw a couple cans of nitrous in the trunk and distroy an evo or what ever... it's fake hp
Since when has F/I become "fake" hp No0b? Where do they sell these cans of NOS at? Fu*king energy drink?
Haha... looks like somebody else here is a No0b. Nitrous is not f/i.
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