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Old Apr 18, 2012 | 03:30 PM
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cant wait to get my tune from him!!!
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Old Apr 18, 2012 | 04:07 PM
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wow, i'm really excited to get this tune! nothing but great experiences with james...he told me to ask about his tuner ability...i can see why now...awesome! thanks again!
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Old Apr 18, 2012 | 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Frogstofall
All I have to say is...



Stock turbo, bolt ons, E47.

He's also a good ball massager.
Important to note that you can't expect these results without a clutch upgrade. As soon as I went to E47, I started roasting the stock clutch.
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Old Apr 18, 2012 | 04:56 PM
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DONT LET JAMES touch your car itll blow up and crying on fire bunnies will berunning out of your engine upon explosion....

LOL jk

James is the best, very knowledgable and patient, especially when you ask him 1,000,000 questions, if you love your car and take care of it, he will love you, no homo
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Old Apr 18, 2012 | 04:58 PM
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^^true story lol
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Old Apr 18, 2012 | 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted by SSlobalt
Important to note that you can't expect these results without a clutch upgrade. As soon as I went to E47, I started roasting the stock clutch.
Good point. On stock clutch I could only lay down 355whp as it was slipping something fierce.
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Old Apr 18, 2012 | 06:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Frogstofall
Good point. On stock clutch I could only lay down 355whp as it was slipping something fierce.
Werd. 3rd gear from 60MPH would roast the clutch till 75MPH, then catch. I had to go way down in boost/power until I can get a new clutch in. That'll be a while.
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Old Apr 19, 2012 | 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Frogstofall
All I have to say is...



Stock turbo, bolt ons, E47.

He's also a good ball massager.
He basically just did my tune like yours, lol. Altho ive got pistons in mine, so i think he has me ramped a tad bit harder than you. So needless to say that i cant wait til i strap it back down on the rollers!!!!

robk
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Old Apr 19, 2012 | 04:16 PM
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The only negative thing about him is he texts with his elbows... or so you'd think...

His tunes are awesome. He's super knowledgeable.. He'll walk you through everything and can explain everything. Answers texts instantly. Super good dude.
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Old Apr 19, 2012 | 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted by TStone
The only negative thing about him is he texts with his elbows... or so you'd think...

His tunes are awesome. He's super knowledgeable.. He'll walk you through everything and can explain everything. Answers texts instantly. Super good dude.
Close, he uses his ball and dick to text so they jumble the words. Quite a talent but shitty for spelling and grammar. Go figure, right? lol
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Old Apr 19, 2012 | 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Gremlin85
Close, he uses his ball and dick to text so they jumble the words. Quite a talent but shitty for spelling and grammar. Go figure, right? lol
ahahaha.. 1 ball off to the side, the other one typing along with the dick..
Thread is winning now....
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Old Apr 19, 2012 | 10:16 PM
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He is tuning me on Saturday, I can't wait! I am having troubles sleeping at night because I am so excited!
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Old Apr 20, 2012 | 03:39 PM
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Great tuner for sure. He has you data log over and over until he feels the tune is the best it could be. Like others said, he's always available to answer any questions and he responds back in a timely manner. Great price for a tune too.

Also, +1 on the dick-n-***** (patent pending) texting method
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Old Apr 20, 2012 | 06:18 PM
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Where the Hell did this come from? Lol
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Old Apr 20, 2012 | 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Chevycobaltss3
Where the Hell did this come from? Lol
Happy 420!
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Old Apr 20, 2012 | 07:32 PM
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James is so late on this lmfao
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Old Apr 21, 2012 | 12:27 PM
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Waiting for ZZP to chime in.
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Old Apr 21, 2012 | 06:58 PM
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He just finished tuning my car a few hours ago... Its like my car woke from a nap!! I love it!! Thanks again James!
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Old Apr 23, 2012 | 07:34 PM
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Got tuned by him via Warner on Sunday...

My car and I used to be all friendly and cuddly and ****. Now, she doesn't like me...like a stuck-up hot chick. She doesn't think I should even be driving, and she's angry at EVERYTHING else on the road. I mean all of this in the best way possible, aka the tune is OMFG awesome. It's just that my car scares me a fair bit now.

I may have to rename her Felony. It's like Melanie, but with more F!
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Old Apr 23, 2012 | 07:55 PM
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hahaha..this thread is hilarious. James seems to really care and is very knowledgeable. I would totally have him tune my car, but I already have a great tuner.

Wish i would have upgraded my clutch, and got an intercooler before my tune though.. def. must haves before a tune
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Old Apr 23, 2012 | 11:15 PM
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350/350????????????? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm Ure on 91octane ....... Id roughly say 310-320 most!!!!! most and i am meaning that is litterally out of my expectations.. You should go ethanol If i can get the warner brothers on full e85 id suggest you do so!!! Itll be a blast!!!!!!!!!
Originally Posted by brainchasm
Got tuned by him via Warner on Sunday...

My car and I used to be all friendly and cuddly and ****. Now, she doesn't like me...like a stuck-up hot chick. She doesn't think I should even be driving, and she's angry at EVERYTHING else on the road. I mean all of this in the best way possible, aka the tune is OMFG awesome. It's just that my car scares me a fair bit now.

I may have to rename her Felony. It's like Melanie, but with more F!
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Old Apr 24, 2012 | 01:38 AM
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350/350 crank HP at least?
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Old Apr 24, 2012 | 03:26 AM
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I'm also no judge of hp. My butt dyno has no calibration, so I'm probably just excited.
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Old Apr 24, 2012 | 10:39 AM
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Lol I understand Bro.... No worries ..
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