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Oct 3, 2009 | 02:10 PM

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sporttintturbo

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From: uniontown, Robinson, Towanda.PA

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Originally Posted by Terminator2

I told a girl that one time. She was uggggggggggggggly though!!!!!!!!!

ugly girls need lovin too. thats why god invented paper bags and duct tape so that mother ****** dont fall off when your really gettin into it

Oct 3, 2009 | 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Chinelli3589

she prolly would just tilted her head at you like my dog does when i call his name...

Oct 3, 2009 | 03:31 PM

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And I quote "Whooo the fucccck let you out the kitchen?

that would of ended it all

-Alex

Oct 3, 2009 | 03:43 PM

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sporttintturbo

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From: uniontown, Robinson, Towanda.PA

didnt i pay you for sex last week could work also

Oct 3, 2009 | 04:12 PM

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From: cr ia

one of my favorite lines im sorry i don't do charity work or and then you woke up cuz your dreaming bitch or i wouldn't **** you with my dogs dick

Oct 3, 2009 | 05:30 PM

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From: morris, oklahoma

(you should have asked her if she got her fake b-cup **** at walmart.. and then called her fat. doesnt matter if she was fat or not. it still woulda pissed her off )

oh she was fat, looked like a fat rici lake with blonde hair

Oct 4, 2009 | 07:32 AM

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sporttintturbo

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From: uniontown, Robinson, Towanda.PA

o you so shoulda called her out on that! tell her that her POS V6 smells like fritos and old bacon grease.

Oct 4, 2009 | 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by sstaton1983

i was at sonic the other night in tulsa ok. where everyone cruises. and a brand new v6 camaro pulls in next to me, they roll down there window and it was to teenage girls. and one girl says she has a cobalt but she wouldnt be seen cruisin in it. so i say is it a ss and she says yeah but it still has the hub caps on it. then she asked if i got my wing at autozone, all i could do was just roll my window up in discust. aint that about a bitch!!

I didnt know that SS Cobalts had HUB CAPS???