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Old Nov 30, 2011 | 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Baltbitch
Me and mother nature made a deal last night.
do me a favor would you?

give 'mother nature' a good punt for me ok?



oh, I made myself laugh when contemplating adding a picture to this...

"To strike a woman so as to sufficiently bruise her babymaker"
(I even edited the above bit... )

http://www.sparkcaster.com/demotivat...***%20punt.jpg

... oh man... my links as politiaclly correct as they were, were still too colorful for this site...
remove the stars from the links with a four letter slang word word which starts with 'c', and ends with 'unt'...







oh Kass, do you think any less of me?
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Old Nov 30, 2011 | 06:45 PM
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Lol or upper****!!!! Lol

(I put the stars in!)
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Old Nov 30, 2011 | 09:00 PM
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Hahaha I don't think I could think less of you Jonathan. Even if you fart, and use bad words. Your still a good guy.
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Old Nov 30, 2011 | 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Baltbitch
Hahaha I don't think I could think less of you Jonathan. Even if you fart, and use bad words. Your still a good guy.
aweee... I think that was the nicest thing anyone has said to me in a while
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Old Nov 30, 2011 | 09:30 PM
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lol your still a dick to me!!
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Old Nov 30, 2011 | 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted by SylverSS/SC
lol your still a dick to me!!
well I guess that's better than being the opposite.
(especially considering I'm sporting the 'junk')
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Old Nov 30, 2011 | 10:06 PM
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lol damn. I thought it would put *'s instead of the letters!
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Old Nov 30, 2011 | 10:13 PM
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geez i always say nice things about you...... lol
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Old Nov 30, 2011 | 10:17 PM
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jon- "dont go in dry this time!"
mark- "dont worry ill spit on it, but only this time"
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Old Nov 30, 2011 | 11:14 PM
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o pls the best part you ran down my leg.... what you been waiting all night to have a moment to say that? then you force it in.... my lord young buck.... pappa gotta teach you? write it down so you can remember it in the morn.... use it when you have the guy right there.... man you have alot to learn lol still wet behind the ears.... you know for even attempting such a old burn i should put you over my knee and spank you..... only problem with that is you enjoy it too much and make a mess on my knee.... it reminds me of the time when you were a baby boy and i was bouncing you on my knee.... hahahah well ya you made a slightly diff mess back then.... but i remember you always enjoyed me boucing you on my knee.... such a cute baby, i always wondered what happened to you.... how did you grow up to be such a failure? my god i dont know what i done wrong....
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Old Nov 30, 2011 | 11:18 PM
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hey your pitching hes catching!

its only gay if your ***** touch or you look each other in the eye
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Old Nov 30, 2011 | 11:21 PM
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trust me the only thing gay around here is how you dress..... damn son i think i need to put you on a corner to make some spare change.....
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Old Nov 30, 2011 | 11:22 PM
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i dress fine haha
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Old Nov 30, 2011 | 11:22 PM
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way to go and turn my beautiful calgary thread gay....thanks guys...jeeze
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Old Nov 30, 2011 | 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted by DiabeticKripple
my dress is fine haha
fixed! lol
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Old Nov 30, 2011 | 11:26 PM
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jordan dont believe everything your mama told you you are gay.... and if you walk any straighter that hemroid will pop.... pull the don wong ***** out of your ass son.... straighten up
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Old Nov 30, 2011 | 11:27 PM
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you guys are mean
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Old Nov 30, 2011 | 11:27 PM
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https://www.cobaltss.net/forums/part...ml#post6177796

check this guys parts list on the first page!!! lol
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Old Nov 30, 2011 | 11:31 PM
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quit crying son and get me a beer
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Old Dec 1, 2011 | 01:07 AM
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Originally Posted by jrmotosports 88
o pls the best part you ran down my leg.... what you been waiting all night to have a moment to say that? then you force it in.... my lord young buck.... pappa gotta teach you? write it down so you can remember it in the morn.... use it when you have the guy right there.... man you have alot to learn lol still wet behind the ears.... you know for even attempting such a old burn i should put you over my knee and spank you..... only problem with that is you enjoy it too much and make a mess on my knee.... it reminds me of the time when you were a baby boy and i was bouncing you on my knee.... hahahah well ya you made a slightly diff mess back then.... but i remember you always enjoyed me boucing you on my knee.... such a cute baby, i always wondered what happened to you.... how did you grow up to be such a failure? my god i dont know what i done wrong....
Line of the year lol.
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Old Dec 1, 2011 | 01:26 AM
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Originally Posted by SylverSS/SC
lol damn. I thought it would put *'s instead of the letters!
oh sure.

Originally Posted by jrmotosports 88
geez i always say nice things about you...... lol
Oh - I didn't forget you;
only your compliments seem to somewhat diluted with your other choice words, or even more frightening imagery...



Originally Posted by DiabeticKripple
hey your pitching hes catching!

its only gay if your ***** touch or you look each other in the eye
seriously? - is that what your boyfriend tells you? - does he make you play the catcher?

eewww....
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Old Dec 1, 2011 | 01:29 AM
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ok im bringing the gf out next time haha
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Old Dec 1, 2011 | 01:31 AM
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Originally Posted by DiabeticKripple
ok im bringing the gf out next time haha
what you want a bunch of older guys creeping on your girl?

if you wanna keep her - I'd advise you don't do it...

and just take the gay jokes that you TOTALLY walk into.
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Old Dec 1, 2011 | 01:32 AM
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i dont think they would creep on her to hard. at least not the first time haha
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Old Dec 1, 2011 | 01:45 AM
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I will...

I mean she's what eighteen years younger than me!? - does it get much creepier than that?

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