14.1 and STOCK?
Greetings everyone. I was at NYIRP on April 28th with my 2004 RSX Type S, and I raced Brandon a bunch of times. It was my first time at a track ever, and I ended up getting 26 runs in.
Here are two of my slips. The one on the left is where I raced Brandon, and the one on the right is my best time. Note: I'm not stock.

The air temperature was 45 degrees. Everyone who was running drag radials and summer tires went home, so we pretty much had the entire track to ourselves.
Here are two of my slips. The one on the left is where I raced Brandon, and the one on the right is my best time. Note: I'm not stock.

The air temperature was 45 degrees. Everyone who was running drag radials and summer tires went home, so we pretty much had the entire track to ourselves.
Originally Posted by 280Z1977
Nothing adds up... but just so you and all of your buddies stop acting like 3rd graders, congratulations! If you believe you ran 14.1 and you have a slip from your car then, CONGRATS!
My best: His slip:
R/T ... .216 ... .759
60' ... 2.269 ... 2.365
330 ... 6.206 ... 6.195
1/8 ... 9.382 ... 9.313
MPH ... 77.43 ... 78.6
1000... 12.109 ... 11.991
1/4 ... 14.396 ... 14.236
MPH ... 96.01 ... 97.6
His car seems to be moving better in 2nd and 3rd compared to my car!! He is making the difference versus my SS right at that point! You better recognize!!!!
Originally Posted by 280Z1977
I am still calling BS. 2.2 60ft and 97mph trap does not = 14.1 for you guys bone stock. Your car will never run faster then me.
Coming from the ball-gobbler that thinks vouch and vogue are the same thing.
Get off Sh3aNz0r's ********, with his super l337 driving skills. Also to add 2.2 60ft does not = good driver, when others have cut 2.0s stock.
Coming from the ball-gobbler that thinks vouch and vogue are the same thing.

stop taking the needle in the ass and chill out dude
Originally Posted by 280Z1977
I never said my car(s) was the fastest on the planet. They are both slow.
Look at everyone else's times and slips tons of others have ran 2.2 60' with a trap of 97-99mph and they didn't come out to 14.1-14.2.
Do you even contribute anything to this site? All I see you doing is talking crap about stuff you have no clue about. At least I have some sort of knowledge base before I call somone an idiot.
Look at everyone else's times and slips tons of others have ran 2.2 60' with a trap of 97-99mph and they didn't come out to 14.1-14.2.
Do you even contribute anything to this site? All I see you doing is talking crap about stuff you have no clue about. At least I have some sort of knowledge base before I call somone an idiot.
Originally Posted by dimeo09
you wanna settle this face to face tough guy
stop taking the needle in the ass and chill out dude

stop taking the needle in the ass and chill out dude
ss4me(stock)...Sh3aNz0r(not stock?)...Ngalaxy(stock?)...TexasPhil (modded)
R/T ... .216 .......... .759 ......... .......... .6821 ................182
60' ... 2.269 ........ 2.245 ........ ..... 2.2798 ....................2.244
330 ... 6.206 ... ..... 6.118 ...............6.1890 ..................6.089
1/8 ... 9.382 ........ 9.240 ...............9.3540 ...................9.208
MPH ... 77.43 ....... 78.53 ...............77.30 ...................78.62
1000... 12.109 .......11.924 ... ..........12.0779 .............11.884
1/4 ... 14.396 ...... 14.174 ............. 14.3559 ............. 14.111
MPH ... 96.01 ........ 99.61 ........... 99.36 ...................102.13
Look at TexasPhil's and Sh3aNz0r's
https://www.cobaltss.net/forums/drag-racing-52/cobalt-ss-14-1%40100mph-stock-19417/ look what I found a thread where you argue about what a stock car is... maybe the car in question isn't stock.
will u ever stop talking ****?
if u don't believe me still then go **** off, i have more then enough proof that im stock and ill give videos after friday when i run even better stock. just shut the **** up and tell ur boyfriend its time to get his dick out of your ass. u started the homo inuendo, and now ill finish it fagget. the cars stock, you can ask anyone in rochester, im still warrenty, and i plan to keep it that way with no stages till i run 13.999 or 14.0 stock, so get over it. the car is capable, ur just mad u drive a 1977 pos 280z that prob cant even get out of its own god damb way. have fun with ur "knowledge" of ss balts and saying that my 2.2 60' cant make a 14.1 moron
p.s. im still learning to launch the car, so just imagine when i get a better 60'. then what are you going to say huh?
p.s. im still learning to launch the car, so just imagine when i get a better 60'. then what are you going to say huh?
Last edited by Sh3aNz0r; May 15, 2006 at 12:32 PM.
its no surprise that once people learned how to drive these cars or are very good drivers to begin with, these cars are low 14 seconds stock, whats so hard not to believe? the time slips are right there, people always say "this thread is uselsess with out pics" well hes got pics so deal with it man **** what else do you want? next time plan a meet and meet him there and im sure the same results will happen, stop all the bitching and give credit where credit is due.
this guy will only beleive you if you provide the following proof.
6 Videos from 6 different people with that days news paper taped to the window.
3 letters of recommendation from a neighbor
2 background checks
42 time slips
18 still photo's w/ photo id
14 eyewitnesses
a purple heart from the president
a letter from the asphalt on the track where he cut his 60 foot
a phone call from that dude from pinks
and finally a partridge in a pear tree.....
6 Videos from 6 different people with that days news paper taped to the window.
3 letters of recommendation from a neighbor
2 background checks
42 time slips
18 still photo's w/ photo id
14 eyewitnesses
a purple heart from the president
a letter from the asphalt on the track where he cut his 60 foot
a phone call from that dude from pinks
and finally a partridge in a pear tree.....
Originally Posted by 280Z1977
Wow you are cool, what is it with people wanting to race me and fight me from across the country?
ss4me(stock)...Sh3aNz0r(not stock?)...Ngalaxy(stock?)...TexasPhil (modded)
R/T ... .216 .......... .759 ......... .......... .6821 ................182
60' ... 2.269 ........ 2.245 ........ ..... 2.2798 ....................2.244
330 ... 6.206 ... ..... 6.118 ...............6.1890 ..................6.089
1/8 ... 9.382 ........ 9.240 ...............9.3540 ...................9.208
MPH ... 77.43 ....... 78.53 ...............77.30 ...................78.62
1000... 12.109 .......11.924 ... ..........12.0779 .............11.884
1/4 ... 14.396 ...... 14.174 ............. 14.3559 ............. 14.111
MPH ... 96.01 ........ 99.61 ........... 99.36 ...................102.13
Look at TexasPhil's and Sh3aNz0r's
https://www.cobaltss.net/forums/showthread.php?t=19417 look what I found a thread where you argue about what a stock car is... maybe the car in question isn't stock.
ss4me(stock)...Sh3aNz0r(not stock?)...Ngalaxy(stock?)...TexasPhil (modded)
R/T ... .216 .......... .759 ......... .......... .6821 ................182
60' ... 2.269 ........ 2.245 ........ ..... 2.2798 ....................2.244
330 ... 6.206 ... ..... 6.118 ...............6.1890 ..................6.089
1/8 ... 9.382 ........ 9.240 ...............9.3540 ...................9.208
MPH ... 77.43 ....... 78.53 ...............77.30 ...................78.62
1000... 12.109 .......11.924 ... ..........12.0779 .............11.884
1/4 ... 14.396 ...... 14.174 ............. 14.3559 ............. 14.111
MPH ... 96.01 ........ 99.61 ........... 99.36 ...................102.13
Look at TexasPhil's and Sh3aNz0r's
https://www.cobaltss.net/forums/showthread.php?t=19417 look what I found a thread where you argue about what a stock car is... maybe the car in question isn't stock.
Last edited by SS4ME; May 15, 2006 at 07:19 PM.
Originally Posted by Sh3aNz0r
Well hello everyone. My name is Brandon and i recently bought an 06 Sunburst Orange SS. For the past 3 Fridays, me and my buddies have been going to NYIRP (our local drag strip) for test and tune to see who's running the fastest...
The thing that gets me is i ran 14.2 the first week, and then 14.2 and 2 14.1's the second week BONE STOCK. How is this possible. I'm not going to complain and i guess i could just pat my self on the back and say good job. but i just don't understand because all of my friends are saying its not possible. Did i just happen to get a "FREAK" from the factory or what? someone please tell me they have run close to this or beaten it stock so i know there isn't a problem with my car. my slip looked like this:
R/T ... .695
60' ... .2.245
1/4 ... 14.174
MPH ... 99.61
Now i did run a faster trap the first Friday at 100.51 and 14.2, but this past week at 14.1, i couldn't get out of the hole without spinning the **** out of my tires. i since found a new launch method and am going to try it next week (cant go this week cause of work). I'm wondering if i cant break 14.0, or even 13.999 stock if i get the launch down this coming up week. anyone with ideas, write me back please.
The thing that gets me is i ran 14.2 the first week, and then 14.2 and 2 14.1's the second week BONE STOCK. How is this possible. I'm not going to complain and i guess i could just pat my self on the back and say good job. but i just don't understand because all of my friends are saying its not possible. Did i just happen to get a "FREAK" from the factory or what? someone please tell me they have run close to this or beaten it stock so i know there isn't a problem with my car. my slip looked like this:
R/T ... .695
60' ... .2.245
1/4 ... 14.174
MPH ... 99.61
Now i did run a faster trap the first Friday at 100.51 and 14.2, but this past week at 14.1, i couldn't get out of the hole without spinning the **** out of my tires. i since found a new launch method and am going to try it next week (cant go this week cause of work). I'm wondering if i cant break 14.0, or even 13.999 stock if i get the launch down this coming up week. anyone with ideas, write me back please.
So Are You People Finally Starting To See Why I Cant Stand 280???? I Have Been Saying This For Close A Month Now, All He Does Is Dispute Things That He Is Unable To Comprehend, He Is The Biggest Douche On This Site, Get A Life Bitch!
Originally Posted by hatrickstu
no its called you actually know how to drive and the air was probably very good
thankyou everyone who isint giving me **** saying im a liar and calling me a fagget because im running good stock times. i feel anyone is capable of these times with the g85 if they know how to drive and have the right conditions.
also, e-mail GM and ask them what the conditions were when they ran their track times on the cobalt ss for mag and sticker reviews. GM states it was around 80degrees outside with high humidity. no wonder they couldnt get better then a 14.6 with a professional driver behind the wheel. anyone who knows these cars or any F/I (Force Induction) car knows they run optimal at low tempatures like most other cars because of the air being much more dense. dense air = more Power. please do the math and stop flamming me 280z when ur just mad you cant run my times on a stock SS S/C.
P.S. If anyone is from the New York area and wants to meet up at the track, PM me and i will give dirrections to it. we are meeting in henrietta, NY and heading out the the track from there (about 40 mins away from track)
Originally Posted by Sh3aNz0r

O geesh, And Look At Who I Found When I Was On Vacation Today In Cali, Its Our Good Friend 280Z1977 And His Trusty O So Reliable K-Car!!!
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Originally Posted by Sh3aNz0r
well i am going to say thankyou to you hatrickstu along with all the others that are giving me congrats and tip ideas instead of calling me a fagget and saying im a liar. i will gladly post a pick of my engine compartment. anyone in the greater rochester area that is on roclife.org knows im stock and my buddy with a stg2 srt-4 even cant believe my times stock but gives me props for it. im not trying to sound cocky or make trouble, i just came here on dimeo09's advice to join these forums and get in with some other great ss drivers and see what they are running. maybe i should have not sounded so suprised when i first posted the thread, but i truly dont have anough time in my day to lie about this ****. i was running the car in 45-50 degree weather at the track both nights i ran those times, and it was dry conditions with very little rubber down due to new launch pads at the track. i will admit that my 60' arnt the greatest, but i do know how to drive standard, and for only driving it now for just under 5000 miles, feel im a pretty good driver. i will soon post pics of the engine compartment, and after that, if it does get rained out this friday like it looks it may at our track, i will have video soon from the track of me and the car, pulling another 14.1 or better.
thankyou everyone who isint giving me **** saying im a liar and calling me a fagget because im running good stock times. i feel anyone is capable of these times with the g85 if they know how to drive and have the right conditions.
also, e-mail GM and ask them what the conditions were when they ran their track times on the cobalt ss for mag and sticker reviews. GM states it was around 80degrees outside with high humidity. no wonder they couldnt get better then a 14.6 with a professional driver behind the wheel. anyone who knows these cars or any F/I (Force Induction) car knows they run optimal at low tempatures like most other cars because of the air being much more dense. dense air = more Power. please do the math and stop flamming me 280z when ur just mad you cant run my times on a stock SS S/C.
P.S. If anyone is from the New York area and wants to meet up at the track, PM me and i will give dirrections to it. we are meeting in henrietta, NY and heading out the the track from there (about 40 mins away from track)
thankyou everyone who isint giving me **** saying im a liar and calling me a fagget because im running good stock times. i feel anyone is capable of these times with the g85 if they know how to drive and have the right conditions.
also, e-mail GM and ask them what the conditions were when they ran their track times on the cobalt ss for mag and sticker reviews. GM states it was around 80degrees outside with high humidity. no wonder they couldnt get better then a 14.6 with a professional driver behind the wheel. anyone who knows these cars or any F/I (Force Induction) car knows they run optimal at low tempatures like most other cars because of the air being much more dense. dense air = more Power. please do the math and stop flamming me 280z when ur just mad you cant run my times on a stock SS S/C.
P.S. If anyone is from the New York area and wants to meet up at the track, PM me and i will give dirrections to it. we are meeting in henrietta, NY and heading out the the track from there (about 40 mins away from track)
When did you I call you a faggOt or a liar??????
You are looking into this way too much. I am just questioning it because it does not add up, period. You and your cronies started with the 3rd grade bullshit. I will race any stock Cobalt SS/SC on this site with either of my cars and lay waste, so stop thinking your **** is fast. NEWSFLASH!!! 14s are not fast.
To hatrickstu get off my *******, even other members have called you out for you saying you have a 14.0 Cobalt SS/SC when you only run at 1000' tracks.
Since everyone seemed to miss this....
Originally Posted by 280z1977
Nothing adds up... but just so you and all of your buddies stop acting like 3rd graders, congratulations! If you believe you ran 14.1 and you have a slip from your car then, CONGRATS!
Originally Posted by 280Z1977
When did you I call you a faggOt or a liar??????
You are looking into this way too much. I am just questioning it because it does not add up, period. You and your cronies started with the 3rd grade bullshit. I will race any stock Cobalt SS/SC on this site with either of my cars and lay waste, so stop thinking your **** is fast. NEWSFLASH!!! 14s are not fast.
To hatrickstu get off my *******, even other members have called you out for you saying you have a 14.0 Cobalt SS/SC when you only run at 1000' tracks.
Ricer +1
Since everyone seemed to miss this....
You are looking into this way too much. I am just questioning it because it does not add up, period. You and your cronies started with the 3rd grade bullshit. I will race any stock Cobalt SS/SC on this site with either of my cars and lay waste, so stop thinking your **** is fast. NEWSFLASH!!! 14s are not fast.
To hatrickstu get off my *******, even other members have called you out for you saying you have a 14.0 Cobalt SS/SC when you only run at 1000' tracks.
Since everyone seemed to miss this....
Originally Posted by 280Z1977
I am still calling BS. 2.2 60ft and 97mph trap does not = 14.1 for you guys bone stock. Your car will never run faster then me.
Coming from the ball-gobbler that thinks vouch and vogue are the same thing.
Get off Sh3aNz0r's ********, with his super l337 driving skills. Also to add 2.2 60ft does not = good driver, when others have cut 2.0s stock.
Coming from the ball-gobbler that thinks vouch and vogue are the same thing.
You then decided to make repeted comments about how my times dont add up and once again using sarcastic tone and emotion pics then decided to say "if you believe you ran 14.1...". Ya i know i ran it, no one else seams to have a problem seeing i ran it, the slips prove it, but u want to basicly call me a liar by telling me im not stock when i am and saying they are fake slips. sorry pal, but i really dont have time in my day to photo shop or edit timeslips, or make up bs on a forum that im stock when im not. cars stock, and when i get a chance ill take an engine pic and an interior pic, and even an underbody pic if people want them. and when the weather clears up, ill go to the track and take video of my runs just to throw it in ur face. i didnt come here to fight over wether im lieing or not. i came to ask if anyone else had run these times, and see if i just got a factory freek or something. you want to talk about acting like a 3rd grader? dont come on a forum that is asking for info on what i did and ran, and start flaming saying im a liar. u are a **** talker with no life, and maybe ur right my ss will never run faster then whatever pos u own, but i never once called my car fast or quick, i simply asked for some feedback from other expierenced ss s/c g85 drivers. you are the one who wanted to **** on everyones parade and i hear thats about all ur good for on this forum.
P.S. i dont hate you, i hate people who need to down others and try to make them feel like **** and call them liars and **** because they are so insecure with them selves. if you are ever in new york with one of ur tonka toys, pm me so i can pull the other "toy" out of the garage and leave u not only in a nice cloud of smoke, but 10" wide tire tracks on ur ugly ******* face.
Originally Posted by YoAdrian
I completely agree.
Show me where I have bashed...? I speak the truth with proof for support and you guys get butthurt.
Want a cookie so you stop crying???
Here you go...Last edited by 280Z1977; May 15, 2006 at 08:29 PM.
Originally Posted by Sh3aNz0r
since ur dumb 280z and cant remember what u said...
there is where u made ur first comment about sexuality and decided to infer my friend and i were gay which anyone who knows me will "vouch" is not true.
You then decided to make repeted comments about how my times dont add up and once again using sarcastic tone and emotion pics then decided to say "if you believe you ran 14.1...". Ya i know i ran it, no one else seams to have a problem seeing i ran it, the slips prove it, but u want to basicly call me a liar by telling me im not stock when i am and saying they are fake slips. sorry pal, but i really dont have time in my day to photo shop or edit timeslips, or make up bs on a forum that im stock when im not. cars stock, and when i get a chance ill take an engine pic and an interior pic, and even an underbody pic if people want them. and when the weather clears up, ill go to the track and take video of my runs just to throw it in ur face. i didnt come here to fight over wether im lieing or not. i came to ask if anyone else had run these times, and see if i just got a factory freek or something. you want to talk about acting like a 3rd grader? dont come on a forum that is asking for info on what i did and ran, and start flaming saying im a liar. u are a **** talker with no life, and maybe ur right my ss will never run faster then whatever pos u own, but i never once called my car fast or quick, i simply asked for some feedback from other expierenced ss s/c g85 drivers. you are the one who wanted to **** on everyones parade and i hear thats about all ur good for on this forum.
P.S. i dont hate you, i hate people who need to down others and try to make them feel like **** and call them liars and **** because they are so insecure with them selves. if you are ever in new york with one of ur tonka toys, pm me so i can pull the other "toy" out of the garage and leave u not only in a nice cloud of smoke, but 10" wide tire tracks on ur ugly ******* face.
there is where u made ur first comment about sexuality and decided to infer my friend and i were gay which anyone who knows me will "vouch" is not true.
You then decided to make repeted comments about how my times dont add up and once again using sarcastic tone and emotion pics then decided to say "if you believe you ran 14.1...". Ya i know i ran it, no one else seams to have a problem seeing i ran it, the slips prove it, but u want to basicly call me a liar by telling me im not stock when i am and saying they are fake slips. sorry pal, but i really dont have time in my day to photo shop or edit timeslips, or make up bs on a forum that im stock when im not. cars stock, and when i get a chance ill take an engine pic and an interior pic, and even an underbody pic if people want them. and when the weather clears up, ill go to the track and take video of my runs just to throw it in ur face. i didnt come here to fight over wether im lieing or not. i came to ask if anyone else had run these times, and see if i just got a factory freek or something. you want to talk about acting like a 3rd grader? dont come on a forum that is asking for info on what i did and ran, and start flaming saying im a liar. u are a **** talker with no life, and maybe ur right my ss will never run faster then whatever pos u own, but i never once called my car fast or quick, i simply asked for some feedback from other expierenced ss s/c g85 drivers. you are the one who wanted to **** on everyones parade and i hear thats about all ur good for on this forum.
P.S. i dont hate you, i hate people who need to down others and try to make them feel like **** and call them liars and **** because they are so insecure with them selves. if you are ever in new york with one of ur tonka toys, pm me so i can pull the other "toy" out of the garage and leave u not only in a nice cloud of smoke, but 10" wide tire tracks on ur ugly ******* face.
Originally Posted by [QUOTE=Sh3aNz0r
]O geesh, And Look At Who I Found When I Was On Vacation Today In Cali, Its Our Good Friend 280Z1977 And His Trusty O So Reliable K-Car!!!
Still don't think its true, come to NYIRP in Upstate New York This Friday To See Me Break Into The 13's.
P.S. ILL STILL BE BONE STOCK AND RUNNING BETTER TIMES THEN YOU HATER!!!
Still don't think its true, come to NYIRP in Upstate New York This Friday To See Me Break Into The 13's.
P.S. ILL STILL BE BONE STOCK AND RUNNING BETTER TIMES THEN YOU HATER!!!
From your original post....
Originally Posted by Sh3aNz0r
but i just don't understand because all of my friends are saying its not possible. Did i just happen to get a "FREAK" from the factory or what? someone please tell me they have run close to this or beaten it stock so i know there isn't a problem with my car. my slip looked like this:
[QUOTE=280Z1977]Actually this is where the BULLSHIT started from you...
actually even after i provided adequate proof that HAD I RUN A QUARTER MILE TRACK MY TIME WOULD HAVE BEEN ABOUT A 14.0, THERE IS NOT A 1/4 MILE TRACK AROUND HERE, i am a college student who doesnt have the money or the time to drive several hours to go to a track
Originally Posted by
I still have not called you a ***, but you sure are getting butthurt like one, [I
I still have not called you a ***, but you sure are getting butthurt like one, [I
pun intended[/I].
From your original post....
Turn the barstool right side up if you are going to post this, because someone (me) will answer your question "or what", instead of everyone going along with things like its normal.
From your original post....
Turn the barstool right side up if you are going to post this, because someone (me) will answer your question "or what", instead of everyone going along with things like its normal.



