Originally Posted by Jackalope

You know, the Jackalope the little dude from Saturday night live who would run around saying "as fast as fast can be you'll never catch me!" The little rabbit with the antlers.
Heres a link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackalope

Originally Posted by Wikipedia

A jackalope; officially named "Jack-Ching-Bada-Bing" after a viewer contest to come up with a name for the character, was featured in the U.S. television show America's Funniest People, where it would laugh a lot while playing mean tricks on people (usually to punish those who had themselves been mean to others). It was also featured on the very first show produced for Nickelodeon, Out of Control, which was (like America's Funniest People) hosted by Dave Coulier.

Originally Posted by blowncobalt

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Originally Posted by Coblt ss super

nothings wrong wit the cobalt 2.2 and 2.4 **** my teacher in school has a 2.2 sedan she gives me extra credit for havin a cobalt lol shes the best tho its like hi ms kaufman hows ur cobalt? lol idc i love cobalts no matter wat kind it is

Originally Posted by Coblt ss super

nothings wrong wit the cobalt 2.2 and 2.4 **** my teacher in school has a 2.2 sedan she gives me extra credit for havin a cobalt lol shes the best tho its like hi ms kaufman hows ur cobalt? lol idc i love cobalts no matter wat kind it is

Originally Posted by Coblt ss super

lol not rice shes weird she kinda looks like ***** wonka but haha she gives me extra credit for drivin a cobalt lol and everytime i c her im like hey cobalt buddy for more xtra credit lol

Originally Posted by pOrk

***** Wonka + Ms. Kaufman + Super Student + Rice = Sodomy + Cobalt LS 2.2
In simpler terms
Super Student = Sodomy

Originally Posted by pOrk

I think a lot of the bashing is a result of stupid owners, example:

Stupid Owner A: I think my Cobalt LS 2.2 needs a parachute for my 1/8 mile runs.
Normal Person: You fucktard, that 2.2 LS is a slow piece of ****, leave the parachute to the guys who need it, SS/SC BABY@)#*$!@

I dont hate other trim levels or lower trim levels, but I like to bag on people who rice out lower trim level cars or have stories of beating ferarri's. I think that it just so happens that the lower trim people are a little less intelligent.

Maybe it goes like this:

Dumb Guy + mediocre job = Lower Trim *now hold on it gets better
Dumb Guy + Lower Trim Car + Wings & "Tints" = flying pile of ****
Dumb GUy + Flying pile of **** = "I smoked an 88 5.0 in my LS today."
"I smoked an 88 5.0 in my LS today." + Average Intelligent person = Insults to dumb guy
Dumb Guy + Insults = This thread

Now my calculations might be off, but I think I will try to get it published.

Smart Guy + Good Job = Top of the Line
Top of the Line + Smart Guy = Arrogance
Arrogance + Smart Guy = "Why the hell do you have a fire extinguisher in your 2.2 LS?"
"Why the hell do you have a fire extinguisher in your 2.2 LS?" + Dumb Guy = "So my parachute doesn't get burned from my awesome exhaust setup."

You see where this is going. I think I laughed more writing this than I think anyone will reading it.
Smart people, better job, more money, nicer car.
Dumb people, worse job, less money, 2.2LS.

Originally Posted by an0malous

I may have had dissagreements with you in the past but this sums it up pretty well.

Every trim has some douchebags in it. and unfortunately the people who have lower trim levels who may have some slight inner resentment that they couldnt go for the higher trim.....really seem to listen to the douchbags to much. when everyone else just ignores it.

stop getting your panties in such a twist.

if you are TRUELY happy with your choice as we are constantly told......then this bullshit would never have bothered you in the first place.

think about it.