I wouldn't have to troll if you weren't so retarded

1. Hates on Cobalts cause his dad has a turbo scion.
2. Cuts his muffler off cause "racecar" and then melts his bumper
3. Asks if Sedan SS/TCs were faster than coupe SS/TCs even though both cars the EXACT same minus weight difference

You make this too easy

 

truth, he sets himself up to fail.

 

Dont forget this
4. Says your stock tune can go "bad"

 

oh yeah. I forgot about that one

 

This thread woulda had some serious potential back in the day. . Too bad no one is here anymore.

Still hilarious none the less

 

Laws of diminishing returns kicks in after 3 ...so smaller than average ****** will add horsepower but at a lower amount so 5 hp each ...10 HP first 3 than 5hp each for each after 3 up to 6...if you can get two in the trunk they are worth 2.5 HP each...

For a grand total of 50 HP increase....!

Please note: if you get a blow in the front seat or you can get at least two ****** to make out and get naked the HP will immediately increase to 60 HP....kinda like nitrous the extra HP will only last the time of the blow or the ***** make out session...
Also note: ****** in trunk must be alive....no dead ****** no HP for that...

The above is truth....because I actually raced a Scion with a car packed with ****** and my HP was peaked......and get this ...I won!!!
...something I did not think was possible in a coupe balt.
I'm saving up for a sedan so I don't need all these ******...

 

You guys are being really retarded in this thread.

 

how so?

You are the idiot who thought Sedan SS's were faster than coupes lol

 

5. Zzp canned tune will fix a boost leak

 

He's dumb enough that he believes he's always correct, also known as Kanye West syndrome

 

so, 3 decent ones back seat = 30
2 small ones in the front=10
ill say 3 average size in trunk=7.5
47.5 hp there.
2 in passenger seat make out, with a 3some in the back seat, plus who knows whats bouncing in the trunk!
OH, cant forget the stickers.

If my calculation is correct, it should equal....hmmmmmm, ONE EXTREMEMLY FAST SEDAN!!

Think it is time to save up for a limo. wonder how fast we can make those!

 

4 doors more ****** all i have to say.



Though i like my 2 doors

 

I my seld never said the sedans were faster. guysstc if I got his name correct said the sedan is faster not me.

 

drive with racing gloves to go faster

 

and pant-less, its more aerodynamic

 

Shhh...its trying to communicate with us.

 

I just bought some racing gloves from walmart in a two pack. How many horsepowers can I haz if I wear both at the same time???

 

1 pair = 1 meeellllioonn hp.

 

OP, why do I have a feeling your young?