So a penguin limps his broken down car into a small Arizona town's garage. He approaches the mechanic, and says "my car is not running properly, and it keeps dying on me, can you get this fixed?"

The mechanic replies "sure thing, drop it off here, and come back in an hour or so, and I'll see if I can find the problem"

So the penguin does so, and goes about town looking for something to cool himself off with, since the hot Arizona sun is beating down on him. He walks into a small grocery store, and immediately spots a jug of vanilla ice cream and purchases it.

He goes to sit down and eat the ice cream realizing he cannot quite grip the spoon with his fins, so he dives in, beak first to devour the cold ice cream.

An hour or so passes, and the penguin, with a messy ice cream laden beak walks up to the mechanic, and asks him if the problem is fixed.

The mechanic utters, "looks like you blew a seal"

The penguin replies "no, I just had vanilla ice cream"

 

Is it bad that I actually lold a little at that one?

 

no, cuz its funny

 

I'll take 3 FTW!

as did i! haha

 

So...i think that i will be at the show tomorrow...but i have my final 2 days for my vehicle rescue class...i cant miss it...if anything i will be late

 

Hahahahahahaha, looks like our homie friends from Irwin are now in the RC car business.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAxtPywD-OE

 

yah ill be at the show for sure, i might be little late though, i should be there around 4:45 to 5:00. the gf doesnt get off til 4 and i have to pick her up at her house so ill be there but slightly late so save me a spot and dont take all the pictures before i get there. i wasnt at the last big meet so i want to be in some of the pics this time.

 

heres my baby... watch out cobalt kiddies its got a suprise under the hood

 

with a ricer kit to boot

 

+1. Seriously.

Dan, good post. Kid sounded like a douche and the Mom a wuss.

And yeah, I've worked retail for years. People don't even know you exist if you work retail. You'd be surprised about what you overhear, or get asked, at a B&N. People talk about their sex lives, or lack thereof, right in front of us.

Funniest people are the creepy old ladies who hang out by the sex section. The ones who are like 60 and go fake bake and need to wear more clothes. They kinda look like what you'd get it you took someone decent looking earlier in life and made em into a raisin. One of them asked about a kama sutra, then asked if we have anything in New Age about mind control. I **** you not.

 

hehe, you should talk

I think that was the formula D GTO drift kit

 

did some more work on her (oops i gave away whats under the hood )

and yeah the rear bumper is the RMR drift bumper... front is RK sport

 

OK... soooo much to post on

Since Mike said it was "under the hood" I guess that's about the only thing he can do that won't cuase the car to explode @ 45K miles


Yes.... I laughed at the joke... I was thinking of that old song "wet dream" when I read that... The guy took his barracuda into the shell station... when the mechanic told him he'd blown a seal...

He said.. Keep my personal life out of this and just fix the damn car.

He flipped him a fin... pn porpose.



I played Ferza 2 tonight. Ed bought it. I have to admit, that it's a great game from what i saw. SOME of the music is annoying, but overall not bad.

I knew it was a good game when I drove the Audi R8 ( LeMans car ) on Sebring and the kept the bumps in on turn 13.

 

I dont see an after market body kit on any of my cars, physical or logical

 

I was referring to your ricey stock body

although ill admit, for as functional the GTO drift kit is, its not my taste

it's a bird, it's a plane, no its just a cobalt ss

 

Good thing I'm not a betting man...

Is it normal that I already find myself wanting an exhaust?

 

on an ls? whats that going to do? make the other lawnmowers in your neighborhood jealous?

 

How much do you spend in gas every week?

 

Prolly more than you paid for your intake

 

you'd be quite surprised the gas mileage of the small block v8s, its very similar to the 2.0 SC engine

 

about $150 a week , worth every penny

 

Yeah.... if you behave yourself, you can get between 24-28 MPG on those LS1-LS2 motors. easily.
I've heard C6 guys that get 32 on long extended higway trips.

BTW... PAZ!!!

Are you ever going to Autocross again??? You paid all that money for the helmet and # plates, and we've not seen you there in a long time.....

Sunday is the last event until the end of the month.

 

Yay, she is fast again. 21psi w/ 23 degrees of timing. Still needs more but we think there may be a bad injector so we stopped last night.

I assume Als car is fixed too since he didn't call, waiting for him to post up.

I am now ready to run any select GTOs from a dig as requested.

 

Wait... is this in the real world, or the Matrix... aka Xbox?

 

Real world stuff there I think. I didn't see Alicia's gt online last night.



As for auto-x, I've just been super busy. I'm not sure about this weekend. I'll try to make it... but we might be doing graduation stuff this weekend.