Show me where I can drive a 913HP Charger SRT8 or an LNF-swapped Cobalt SS and I'm there.

 

I almost fell out of my chair. That was a good laugh for 5 or so minutes. "lightning-bolt" "lightning-bolt" "lightning-bolt"

 

hmm...

 

oh man heres one from an earlier alleycat hosted party

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1cOKCnACr8

if i didnt know better, i would say thats al? haha

IM WEARING BOOTS OF ESCAPING!

 

Like I said... just trying to get my point across... I enjoy that kinda stuff as well, but I'd rather be out doing something than sitting in front of a screen interacting with people, when I could be interacting WITH real people.

Anyway... that's beside tha point.

 

I hate my job and i really hate stupid ppl! GRRRRRR

 

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 **** of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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PART 2

BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie **** you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

 

Hmmmm might be time for some pics/replays of my Audi demolishing your Solstice on Forza.

I really need to get back on XBL (possibly tonight) and do some more online Forza-ing.

 

<samuel L>
AK47, when you absolutely positively have to kill every mother ****** in the room. Accept no substitutes.
</samuel L>

 

Jay... that was some funny Shiznit...

Had to contain my laughter so I wouldn't have people looking at me like I was crazy....

 

I just have conversations with myself, that verifies my craziness

 

When you're scthiztophenic, you never ride alone

 

Excellent point Brian

 

People think they deserve everything for nothing! Stupid stupid stupid ******* ppl!

 

Stefanie.. that IS the American way...

Why do somtehing yourself and earn it when you can have others flip the bill....?

 

Just in time for summer, we have a great deal on our HIDs!

Simply go to our site, select te kit you would like, and enter the following discount code at checkout: COBALTHID

With the code, you get the kit for just under $170!!!

Hope you all enjoy

 

Sweet... a random spam-style ad from a supporting vendor. I was just thinking about how much I wanted one of those.

 

Dan, you created this thread... can't you delete the post???

Or maybe report that to the PTB's???

 

Nah... I just wanted to make fun of them.

 

got any electric superchargers? or whistle tips.. WOOO WOOO

 

If by enjoy you mean want to gouge my eyes out, you would be correct.

 

haha i wish someone would foot the bill for the mods i want to do to my car....I work in public housing, incase anyone didn't know! Its the worst job every but i make good money for a person who is 23 years old!!!!

 

what mods do you want to do for your car?

those 16 second timeslips can be elusive

 

This is why flashlight drags will be either more heavily sanctioned, or closed, or moved to real racetracks: http://kdka.com/video/?id=28527@kdka.dayport.com

 

Which is why when you go to places like that, you sign a waiver form... drag racing ( and any racing type event ) is dangerous for both the spectator and participant.

Those people were WAY WAY WAY too close to the action. That's why we dont' let anyone close to the events @ BR. Yes, still can happen, but they do the best they can to limit that.

@ Keystone, you used to have to get a pit pass to be allowed to get down to where the slick cars were. Where they have the bikes stage, used to be for the fast cars...