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Old Jan 5, 2009 | 11:23 PM
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A Classic Ricer Tale

So I was just out about an hour ago. I ran to my storage unit to grab some things out for work tomorrow. Anyways, I was just rolling in a 45 speed zone listening to some music, minding my own buisness. This late 90's neon R/T slowly creeps up and pretty much sticks with me for about 2 miles. Now I have a OCD when it comes to people either right behind me or right next to me for more than 3 minutes (I'm weird). So I speed up a little to about 55 ( we were now in a 50mph zone) He was back about 2 car lengths and next thing I know I hear his fartcan flagulence get loud and he flys by me "ricer style" I just laugh and continue to roll on untill he slows down, he gets right by me and does a clutch rev. I thought to myself "aw hell, why not put him in his place". So I do a 2nd gear pull and leave him like a bat out of hell........then the next "classic ricer move" that he did was hang way back to avoid embarrasment...... Another lovely Cobalt night
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Old Jan 5, 2009 | 11:32 PM
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Well done. Your car just took a wee wee on his car.
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Old Jan 6, 2009 | 03:19 PM
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Lolz, spanked a retard driving a kia spectra recently. ******* actually thought he could run with me.

O well.

Good kill man.
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Old Jan 6, 2009 | 06:04 PM
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Nice! I had a GTI try something similar recently. Good stuff!
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Old Jan 6, 2009 | 06:06 PM
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i had a honda honk it off with my ram pick up, so he floored it, so did it, beat him by a **** ton, just to **** with him, i pulled in front and hit the flashers, I felt like a genuine ricer.
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Old Jan 6, 2009 | 06:14 PM
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In the last two weeks I've had a Cobalt, a Lexus ES300, and a Pickup truck try to play with me.
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Old Jan 6, 2009 | 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted by PRND3L
i had a honda honk it off with my ram pick up, so he floored it, so did it, beat him by a **** ton, just to **** with him, i pulled in front and hit the flashers, I felt like a genuine ricer.
The only thing better than TKO'ing rice in my C6 is doing the same in my Silverado.
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Old Jan 7, 2009 | 09:27 AM
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Originally Posted by HackAbuse
In the last two weeks I've had a Cobalt, a Lexus ES300, and a Pickup truck try to play with me.
well if the bank ever comes through for my 650awhp colorado with your same motor I would spank yah.... but its not street legal
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Old Jan 7, 2009 | 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted by JsavageSS/TC
well if the bank ever comes through for my 650awhp colorado with your same motor I would spank yah.... but its not street legal
Hell a stock LS2 in a Colorado would do that.
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Old Jan 7, 2009 | 02:40 PM
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Get used to it.
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Old Jan 7, 2009 | 02:42 PM
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Lulz

r/t


150 hp

lulz

oh well

SS/NA cobalt

171 hp
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Old Jan 7, 2009 | 07:56 PM
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Originally Posted by LS2guy
Hell a stock LS2 in a Colorado would do that.
Thats whats in there.....a blown lS2 from a totaled GTO....lol
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Old Jan 8, 2009 | 09:11 AM
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Originally Posted by JsavageSS/TC
Thats whats in there.....a blown lS2 from a totaled GTO....lol
Iam saying a 100% stock LS2 in a Colorado would put up a good fight, damn shame some Colorado's weigh less than a GTO.
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Old Jan 8, 2009 | 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by LS2guy
Iam saying a 100% stock LS2 in a Colorado would put up a good fight, damn shame some Colorado's weigh less than a GTO.
Dont the new Colorados have an option for the 5.3? If so you would think that truck would move pretty good anyways.
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Old Jan 8, 2009 | 05:00 PM
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the 5.3 liter colorados are pretty quick for a truck
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Old Jan 8, 2009 | 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted by black-balt
the 5.3 liter colorados are pretty quick for a truck
I havent seen any on the road or anything, but when I was at the stealership looking into and getting my SS/TC, I seen they had the option for one, but they didnt have one on the lot.
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