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Old Nov 21, 2007 | 02:32 AM
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funny honda guy

sunday night driving through town an early 90s civic hatch pulled up to me at a light. looked like your typical riced honda, faded paint, rust, fart can, lowered, small aftermarket rims. the guy is sitting there reving his engine lookin at me. light turns green, he launches, wich equated to tire spin, i let the clutch out easy and roll into the throttle, put a fender off and ease off the throttle, in my not paying attention i hit the rev limiter, shift and just keep a fender on him. i let off and the guy goes passed, pull up to the next light with my window down and the guy goes "i wasnt pushing it hard, i knew that chevy wouldnt have enough in it to keep up with my honda". i responded with "i wasnt even half throttle and while i was ******* with you i hit the rev limiter, sorry to embaress you in front of your girlfriend". light turned green, he launches again and i hammered it, put 2 car lengths on him by the end of first and let off.

i love screwing with ricers who think their intake and exaust makes them a 12 second car.
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Old Nov 21, 2007 | 08:39 AM
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very nice... my car is in the shop right now and then.... stage2 + exhaust... GOD I WANT IT BACK... i love those nights like you just described... i want that feeling back.

good kill. way to shut another one up.
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Old Nov 25, 2007 | 05:17 PM
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wouldnt even call it a kill, as i wasnt even trying. i just like putting the little ricers in their place
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Old Nov 25, 2007 | 05:21 PM
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At the next light you should have said to his GF "So you wanna roll with a winner or keep hanging out with that loser? Come on baby hop in and I'll show you what a real fast time is."
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Old Nov 25, 2007 | 05:24 PM
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i wanna buy a shitty old crx and drop something crazy in it...and when i see you rolling around im gonna rev at you, let you lead out by a few cars then blow past you like its nothing.


http://www.metacafe.com/watch/715243...civic_civette/

like that.
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Old Nov 25, 2007 | 07:56 PM
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im not stupid, i can tell when a car actualy has stuff done to it to make it fast, or if it has a fart can and intake and the guy thinks its all that. there are a lot of hondas that i respect, most of them look like beaters, but they are rather quick cars.
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Old Nov 25, 2007 | 08:06 PM
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nice kill man.
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Old Nov 25, 2007 | 09:09 PM
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way to put the guy in his, if it was me i woulda just stayed even with him durin the race, and looked at him smilin, than just dust his ass, i like to make them feel dumb, once i was racing a d15civic, it was funny, i was drinking a dr pepper the whole time, it was so hilarious, cuz he pulled next to me in the highway and i was drinking my drink, we looked at each other it was so fuuny, cuz he said if i wanted 2 race, i was like sure, so he honked 3 times, i downshift, grab the drink, and sart drinking it, when the 3rd honk hit, i floored it, and drank my wa to victory, its funny...
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Old Nov 26, 2007 | 10:46 PM
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I love picking on the lil rice turds. I wouldnt call it a kill I would call it a "civic" duty. lol
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Old Nov 26, 2007 | 10:56 PM
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you're just lucky he didnt have an APC intake, lol
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Old Nov 26, 2007 | 10:59 PM
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Originally Posted by PhantomBlack04
I love picking on the lil rice turds. I wouldnt call it a kill I would call it a "civic" duty. lol
lol... 500rwhp GTO picking on ricers

I smell rape
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Old Nov 26, 2007 | 11:00 PM
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"They started it" lol
Besides if they arnt GM thats their fault.
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