Soo today i was chillin w.a buddy of mine and we decided to go for a drive wasit time an ya gass..lol but anyway i pull into the turkey hill around here(i live in pa thers alot here) so anyway i pull in and get a pack of ciggarettes..and ****..and i get back into my car and **** andd i back out and as im backing out i start rolling foward to get out of the lot..and theres this multi colored First gen (i think) dodge neon..now it has a ricer cannon exhaust on it(gaping 5 inch hole for a pipe) and i see out in his window a roll cage..(uhm okay then?) and this car is dark green with a white spot on the door and its all fked up..soo hes trying to back this thing into the spot(fail) he finnaly gets to it..and me being a i guess smart ass revv up my motor get the whining of the Sc goin..lol..cuz i love doing that ****..anyway as im pulling out me and my buddy are laughing and crap.. soo this guy revvs up too..now..i know this car was booooneeeeeeeeeee stoooockkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk not just buy looks the sound..like just wow...soo i revv up b.c he dose..and the guy gets out and gives me a thumbs down..now..if u saw this car u would crack up...it was a pos..to the 3rd power....i know for a fact that my super charger or rims are worth more then his car...witch is sad..this car was rusting in ever place possable...but dont ppl like this annoy you..get out of a busted multi colord rice bucket and give ur car witch is painted nice not rusting and has more power then that and give u a thumbs down..like..if u had an srt4 ide give u props but..ur in a first gen pos...

sorry for the long post... flame on..lol..think im dumb for posting this..its all good..just wanted some responces..

 

He had an e-ram ftw

 

lmao e-ram?...wtf is that..im a noob..

 

i met this guy that has a gen 1 with a fully built srt swap...he was pushing over 400 horse... total sleeper no exterior mods at all

 

Its like putting a hair dryer on your intake with some sort of switch. Not worth much of anything

 

my buddy was talking about a friend of his that is doing that..i think thats pretty sic..ide give a guy a thumbs up for that tahts a sleeper and a half...lol..but..this car i saw bro..not a sleeper at all..its was..a..idk the word

 

sucha shame to german engineering

making it domestic rice...ftl

 

Howd you know he was stock?

Oh yeah...you **** alot...

 

gen 1 neon? (gag) even if you got it fast, those things are a death trap. cage or otherwise.

 

its a first gen neon..alot of kids around here are posers and like to think there car is quick..most kids think there all cool w.cars like that..and his motor sounded stock..
and what u mean i **** alot?

 

i know.. maybe hes drunk.. "***** alot"?........ (sighs)

 

my only questions is y would a kid put a cage ($1000 value) in a car worth $500??? maybe he had sum **** and was laughin at u.....

 

Two things I want to point out because for some reason I read this. First is use sentences and punctuation, it makes it some much easier to read and on the eyes when you can follow it clearly, plus you don't sound like some illigitimate thug that needs a hooked on phonics lesson.

Second, I am laughing now beacuse I read a story about two ricers having a engine revving contest in a parking lot of a convience store(supercharger whine, rev, thumbs down, yadda yadda yadda). Why would you post this as a kill? Maybe if you were at a light and he revved then you revved and his face turned to a ghostly look and he turned and drove off, that would be a non-racing kill, but this?

The best non-race kill I ever read was when a Camaro SS left the track and had cut outs with his helmet in the back on the way home. He pulled up next to a car of some sort that revved at him, so he nodded. While the people in the other car were talking the guy put his helmet on and opened the cut outs which let out all 8 camming cylinders of fury for them to hear. They looked over at the helmet guy and he said, uh, no thanks man. If you need a helmet to race on the street that car must be serious, have a good day! That is a great non-race kill.

I agree with the above poster, there are 10 second civics running around with the stock exhaust on the back, you never know. Some of the fastest street cars are primered classics, they would rather spend the money on the drive train rather then the looks cool factor. Don't be an ass and assume, you never know.

One more thing, why did you type this as though you were texting? You have a keyboard, type the whole word! The character limit is pretty high to exceed, no need to abbreviate like you are sending a text. That is all!

Tyler

 

be very careful who you laugh at.
an SRT4 motor swap into a pre-gen neon is a very effective sleeper, as they are quite a bit lighter.
theres one up here running VERY low 11s trapping at over 130mph

 

I think you were the one being laughed at.

The cage gave it away, either he road races that thing, or needs one at the drag strip.

 

I had a similar encounter with a 1st gen neon Saturday in Indy. I was just leaving a light when out of no where this loud ass neon comes next to me, looks at me, and before I had any reaction at all he floors it. Car sounded like it had no exhaust whatsoever it was ridiculously loud. It was open, no one around, so i hit second gear, by this time he was like 4ish carlenghts ahead. Wind it up and walked him before 3rd gear. I would love to see/do a 1st gen srt4 swap that'd be sick.

 

Maybe it was PVC pipe w/ roll bar padding?

 

so your mad that you revved on some guy and he revved back then gave you a thumbs down??? sounds like you were being the idiot.

 

F_ckin' grammar dude! Your post was probably worse than seeing the car in person.

 

revving at a car in the parking lot just because you think his car is rice? how old are you, mr. ricer?

 

Im getting burned from all this flamming. Its not even directed at me in any way.

 

well i laugh at YOU... horrible attitude man...
for 5gs +car you can easily make a mid to low 12sec car...
and no it will not look good. but it will perform

its called a SLEEPER!

 

actually people like him when minding thier own business dont **** me off. Its people like you being a moron. I see plenty of 'riced' out cars that dont try and race or revv at me and i wouldnt do it either. keep revving. Somebody else beside ure little buddy will think ure cool.. Someday

 

This story reminds me of something that happend to me. When i first got my Cobalt SS/SC i was quite new to stick shift. Came to a set of lights on a a hill. Not a good combo with a new driver. So a old mustange convertible pulls up beside me. Didnt really notice at the time, was more focused on my music...lol. So just before the light was about to changed i reved my engine up abit so i wouldnt roll back and hit the car behind me, the guy in the mustange thought i wanted to race so he peals out of there like a bat from hell. Before we finish getting through the intersection a cop seen him and chased after him, never bothered with me since i was still under the speed limit...lol.