They actually weighed and inspected the dust and debris that came out of my floor mats and are refusing the shampoo them anymore.. they said they found pebbles bigger than 2mm in the passenger side mat. Anything larger than the shop monkeys ***** voids the the seasonal cleaning agreement.

 

Dude just take them out and store them in your armrest......oh wait

 

You didnt get an armrest put in? Its free....

 

no armrest or glovebox use ftw but does a thong from a skinny chick void mirror warantee

 

Depends whats on it...

 

Wow, those HHR's hitting 300hp? Thats pretty cool. Most of the HHRs I have seen are the lower line models.

No panties from the rearview! Thats hilarious.

 

It's true that if you remove your center console and drive into a dealership and mention thatc css.net said that you get a free armrest they'll put one in for you .... You just have to do the console work.

 

your first story was unbelievable this one unimaginable id go back up there like this

 

hahaha, good idea. I was trying to cross the border today and they had me turn back due to a lack of a passport. I tried to explain what the owner's manual said but I had no proof because I had my Ontario and Michigan map, as well as a city map for Chatham in the glovebox and couldn't afford the extra weight without voiding my warranty. I ended up missing my meeting and upon returning to work, I was advised that I was fired for missing the 3rd meeting in a row with the customer. I called GM and complained about the situation at which point the customer service agent told me "Sir, are you aware that if you have 2 provincial maps and a city map, you can also have a passport in there as the gross weight of all 4 items meets the hinge specifications" I was furious. I have no lawsuit, no job, and soon no car when I can't make payments.

 

idk if id want to whats the weight limit on one of those what if my arms too big

 

They cant be any bigger than my guns....

 

Isnt't it supposed to be a race car? I mean, I think it is safe to say that if you own a super/turbo charged Cobalt, chances are great it has spent a lot of time above 4k with the accelerator to the floor. It is helpful to have personal friends working at a dealership. My exhaust is completely modified, but the dealer still repaired it when I went in for tranny service. Service guy pointed out that one of mufflers had broken loose and that it was shaking when that car was at an idle. 5 more minutes while he welded it properly, and I was on my way. They even reprogrammed my alarm for free.

 

g-u-l-l-a-b-l-e

 

that was funny as f*ck

 

You didn't hear this from me but it's actually in the aftermarket accessories contract that if you put in the aftermarket armrest, your seat belt warranty is voided as the seat belt bolts have to be loosened for installation of the arm rest and there is no access to the bolts after the arm rest is in place. I highly recommend that you do not purchase this aftermarket accessory. BTW, you didn't hear this from me.

 

bs. i didnt remove any seatbelt bolt to install it. bs bs bs to whoever told u that

 

g-u-l-l

lols

 

reli?

 

I did it

 

those guys are just screwing around dont believe em, just going a little overboard with how some dealers are. mine is fine. they do everything to make me happy, and even call to make sure everything is ok after a few days, and when i give them a good review, they call to thank me. thats a good dealer.

 

yep.

 

you caught me, it's all lies, I'm just jealous because I'm out of a job due to my lack of diligence in seeing that I only had 2 provincial maps and a city map. Could have easily afforded to throw a passport in there without voiding my warranty. Now I got no job...Just drunk and bitter.

 

ur starting to make this story sound believable

 

 

Exactly why they swap in a bench seat from a 76 malibu if you need the armrest...
They recycle the ss seats...