Arizona BS Thread
ne one catch the news today...i was on base watching how i met your mother for 6 hrs
No gunman, gun found at locked down Air Force base | wtsp.com
No gunman, gun found at locked down Air Force base | wtsp.com
Then they had controlled dets all night.... 10pm-1am.
sounds like someone was gonna try to blow some **** up.
My BS of the night...
So going to Fuddruckers I leave my neighborhood and to beat out some traffic I took off kind of quickly causing the wheels to loose traction. There was an older guy and his wife in a harley behind me. The ass pulls to the side of my car saying he didn't like that. I ignore him and take off on the next light. So the second light this douche starts revving his bike and calls me a *** and boy. Asks if I have ever gotten cut so again I ignore him and roll my windows up. Then the 4th light still on the side of my car he actually takes his knife out and bangs on my driver side window with the knife calling me a ***. So now I freak out for my life and took off like a bad out of hell in a neighborhood and loose him finally in traffic as I get onto I-10.
Needless to say I want a pistol now for the car just to be safe. The gf wants nothing to do with weapons...
So going to Fuddruckers I leave my neighborhood and to beat out some traffic I took off kind of quickly causing the wheels to loose traction. There was an older guy and his wife in a harley behind me. The ass pulls to the side of my car saying he didn't like that. I ignore him and take off on the next light. So the second light this douche starts revving his bike and calls me a *** and boy. Asks if I have ever gotten cut so again I ignore him and roll my windows up. Then the 4th light still on the side of my car he actually takes his knife out and bangs on my driver side window with the knife calling me a ***. So now I freak out for my life and took off like a bad out of hell in a neighborhood and loose him finally in traffic as I get onto I-10.
Needless to say I want a pistol now for the car just to be safe. The gf wants nothing to do with weapons...
My BS of the ******* night:
I paid 20.00 bucks to run it at speedworld and thier trap light machine thing *whatever its called* wasn't working correctly so here's my times for tonight
14.9777 30.25mph
14.9807 97.83mph
14.9821 95.87mph
14.9776 98.86mph
14.8653 96.94mph
14.8075 99.71mph
14.9878 96.77mph
15.1261 100.36mph
Ok enough with that bs
Well let's start here after my third pass I deside Im going to let the car cool down for a little so I open the hood and guess what I smell oil *yea I know there's oil in the engine guys no duh* So I look around and see what's going on and my oil filler cap is missing on my valve cover.So I go tell ********** on the starting lane about the problem so he tells me he will go down the track and see if theres any oil on the track and see if he can find the cap,Good news ********** found it and handed it back to me So I take a few more runs
Well around 12:05am ********** tells me this is your last pass so what lane do you want,I say I thought the track was open until 1:00am,he says back to me we were going to stay til 1:00am but Im tired and I want a beer before bed (whatever ********) so I take my last pass and shut the car down and go take a leak before I leave.Well Im going down Grand Ave to get back onto the 101 to come back home and I got Flashed by the ******* stupid photo radar light speed limit it 45mph and I think I was doing around 60mph but not only did I get caught ******* over the speed limit I dont have on my seat belt*great what in the hell am I going to do now*
Sorry about the long story Im just pissed right now
I paid 20.00 bucks to run it at speedworld and thier trap light machine thing *whatever its called* wasn't working correctly so here's my times for tonight
14.9777 30.25mph
14.9807 97.83mph
14.9821 95.87mph
14.9776 98.86mph
14.8653 96.94mph
14.8075 99.71mph
14.9878 96.77mph
15.1261 100.36mph
Ok enough with that bs
Well let's start here after my third pass I deside Im going to let the car cool down for a little so I open the hood and guess what I smell oil *yea I know there's oil in the engine guys no duh* So I look around and see what's going on and my oil filler cap is missing on my valve cover.So I go tell ********** on the starting lane about the problem so he tells me he will go down the track and see if theres any oil on the track and see if he can find the cap,Good news ********** found it and handed it back to me So I take a few more runs
Well around 12:05am ********** tells me this is your last pass so what lane do you want,I say I thought the track was open until 1:00am,he says back to me we were going to stay til 1:00am but Im tired and I want a beer before bed (whatever ********) so I take my last pass and shut the car down and go take a leak before I leave.Well Im going down Grand Ave to get back onto the 101 to come back home and I got Flashed by the ******* stupid photo radar light speed limit it 45mph and I think I was doing around 60mph but not only did I get caught ******* over the speed limit I dont have on my seat belt*great what in the hell am I going to do now*
Sorry about the long story Im just pissed right now
Last edited by SlowCobaltSS; Sep 18, 2011 at 05:54 AM.
My BS of the night...
So going to Fuddruckers I leave my neighborhood and to beat out some traffic I took off kind of quickly causing the wheels to loose traction. There was an older guy and his wife in a harley behind me. The ass pulls to the side of my car saying he didn't like that. I ignore him and take off on the next light. So the second light this douche starts revving his bike and calls me a *** and boy. Asks if I have ever gotten cut so again I ignore him and roll my windows up. Then the 4th light still on the side of my car he actually takes his knife out and bangs on my driver side window with the knife calling me a ***. So now I freak out for my life and took off like a bad out of hell in a neighborhood and loose him finally in traffic as I get onto I-10.
Needless to say I want a pistol now for the car just to be safe. The gf wants nothing to do with weapons...
So going to Fuddruckers I leave my neighborhood and to beat out some traffic I took off kind of quickly causing the wheels to loose traction. There was an older guy and his wife in a harley behind me. The ass pulls to the side of my car saying he didn't like that. I ignore him and take off on the next light. So the second light this douche starts revving his bike and calls me a *** and boy. Asks if I have ever gotten cut so again I ignore him and roll my windows up. Then the 4th light still on the side of my car he actually takes his knife out and bangs on my driver side window with the knife calling me a ***. So now I freak out for my life and took off like a bad out of hell in a neighborhood and loose him finally in traffic as I get onto I-10.
Needless to say I want a pistol now for the car just to be safe. The gf wants nothing to do with weapons...
My BS of the night...
So going to Fuddruckers I leave my neighborhood and to beat out some traffic I took off kind of quickly causing the wheels to loose traction. There was an older guy and his wife in a harley behind me. The ass pulls to the side of my car saying he didn't like that. I ignore him and take off on the next light. So the second light this douche starts revving his bike and calls me a *** and boy. Asks if I have ever gotten cut so again I ignore him and roll my windows up. Then the 4th light still on the side of my car he actually takes his knife out and bangs on my driver side window with the knife calling me a ***. So now I freak out for my life and took off like a bad out of hell in a neighborhood and loose him finally in traffic as I get onto I-10.
Needless to say I want a pistol now for the car just to be safe. The gf wants nothing to do with weapons...
So going to Fuddruckers I leave my neighborhood and to beat out some traffic I took off kind of quickly causing the wheels to loose traction. There was an older guy and his wife in a harley behind me. The ass pulls to the side of my car saying he didn't like that. I ignore him and take off on the next light. So the second light this douche starts revving his bike and calls me a *** and boy. Asks if I have ever gotten cut so again I ignore him and roll my windows up. Then the 4th light still on the side of my car he actually takes his knife out and bangs on my driver side window with the knife calling me a ***. So now I freak out for my life and took off like a bad out of hell in a neighborhood and loose him finally in traffic as I get onto I-10.
Needless to say I want a pistol now for the car just to be safe. The gf wants nothing to do with weapons...
you guys wanna hear some BS.
It happen 2weeks ago. I was at work and this guy.
Comes up to the counter with a hat and sunglasses all late( in my head I'm thinking idiot wearing glasses at night.)
Anyways I was busy so my pharmacist came to help and
the guy pulls out a gun and robbs. Us-_- I'm new to phx so I'm like wtf
Maurice Jones-Drew, Jac RB 10.7
RB Ahmad Bradshaw, NYG RB --
Wes Welker, NE WR 8.1
Greg Jennings, GB WR 11.5
DeSean Jackson, Phi WR 10:45 4th 2.1
Fred Davis, Wsh TE 14.6
Bills D/ST D/ST -1
David Akers, SF K 8
bench
LaDainian Tomlinson, NYJ RB 1.5
Ricky Williams, Bal RB -1.8
Danny Woodhead, NE RB 4.7
Austin Collie, Ind WR 2.4
Donald Driver, GB WR 1
Tony Gonzalez, Atl TE 28-31 10:45 4th 19.6
Alex Smith, SF QB 15.3
Eric Decker, Den WR 21.3
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I am losing by 12 with manningham or nicks still to play, other dude has Eli. I'm fucked! Jamaal Charles can suck a fatty if you're gonna get hurt for the season at least go out with more than 2 points lol












