my parts department call they have a number they can call to see about parts. i dont have the number ill see if i can get it then ill post it so u guys can call.

 

I'm sure I missed a lot here. I got tired of Badass (hole). Here's the latest news on the LNF UPGRADE. By the way. Why does everybody call it STAGE 1? GM calls it TURBO UPGRADE. If another UPGRADE is ever released THEN there will be a STAGE 1 AND a STAGE 2.

Anyway, the news. The UPGRADE WILL be released the last week of March. Definately!! And it will make 325 HP and 375 torque with a whole new CAI and charge tube.

I read it on the front page while waiting on the checkout line at the market. And the Inquirer is always the first with the dirty news.

But REALLY. The 08 (ONLY) Cobalt was certified by Californias Air Resource Board (Executive Order D-126-23, dated Aug 22, 2008) along with the Solstice, Sky and HHR. The part number for the Hardware is 19212670and the CALIBRATION is 12625955.So everybody keep your pants on. It's on it's way soon to a dealer near you.

 

great post... I wish wed get 325 and 375 but thats a wet dream our clutch would cry

 

1.) What about the 09's?
2.) That seems like a HUGE amount of power......
3.) Is there a link to this information of something?????

 

I'M THE LINK. What? You don't believe me?

And no. The 09's weren't on the list of applications. Really!!

 

08 Ftw!

 

As much as I'd like to think I am very WORLDLY I have a very simple question. And I'll kill the first one to laugh at me!!! What does "FTW" stand for. I've seen it hundreds of timesbut just can't make a connection. Maybe it's my age catching up with me. Laugh and you DIE!!!

 

too bad hahahahaha

so, here is your new best friend i made it one of mine a few years ago and never looked back, it has almost every single one.
http://www.gaarde.org/acronyms/

And if you can't find them on that site, this is #2
http://www.urbandictionary.com/

 

Thanks! Bookmarked.

Now if I could only learn how to use a search engine!!

LOL

See! I'm learning.

 

so the 09's arent getting it? thats stupid

 

If it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.....whats your basis for this info? How do you have access to this info which seemingly nobody else does?

Sorry, but without supporting evidence I can make a claim that the kit will be out next week with 450hp and it has just as much credibility as your statement does.

Please prove me wrong because I would love to have this kit come out already.

 

http://arb.ca.gov/msprog/aftermkt/de...o/D-126-23.pdf

Consider yourself proved WRONG. Remember my name. Believe what I say.

Have you been hiding under a rock?? It's been all over this site!

 

Good to see that it passed emmisions...I have seen that file numerous time.....but it doesnt say anything about the new piping being included, release date or the power output that you claim....where did that info come from?

 

Aw! Come on jerk off. READ THE POST!

You must be a Mustang owner.

 

Link up the article you have referenced. I was unable to find anything on the web about it.

And I am a proud Mustang owner

Interesting how some of the Cobalt people on this forum are far bigger douchebags then any of the Mustang or BMW M Forum people have ever been when simply asking for some evidence to a claim.

If you can not provide solid evidence of this, then it is hearsay.

As I said before, I hope you are right because I will be one of the first to buy it if it is true.

 

You must have a real bad reading problem. Here it is again. Same link as the one one page back.

http://arb.ca.gov/msprog/aftermkt/de...o/D-126-23.pdf

You know? If you would just READ and UNDERSTAND my first post we wouldn't be having this problem. Or do you really not know the Enquirer?

Please verify you finally got it so I won't worry all night.

 

I am not arguing the validity of the emmisions approval you linked up. Legally it appears and has appeared that it is fully cleared to go.

I am talking about the power and additional equipment you are claiming it will have. This file says that it includes calibration software, 2 sensors and "installation hardware". Unless they have become extremely lax in their definition as to what installation hardware includes, that says nothing about additional piping or power output.

I do not read the Enquirer. Since you have read the article, please link up the claimed information stating the power output and equipment if possible.

As per the GM Performance Division website it states the end of the 1st quarter will be the release date. Since that department has recently been dissolved, has that caused changes in these plans?

 

PLEASE SOMEBODY tell me you understand what I am saying. I'm beginning to think It's ME.

OK! Let me try this a different way. Have you ever stood in a checkout line in a supermarket?? Did you see the gossip papers/magazines sold there? I bet one of them was "THE ENQUIRER". I'm trying to make this as easy as possible for you. This is the link to The National Enquirer. Check it out and see if it clears things up for you.

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/

Believe me! If I had known it was going to be this hard to make a joke I never would have tried. Try broadening your horizons. Go to the supermarket and wait on line to check out. Look fpor the Enquirer and buy a copy. It's cheap. Just remember. Everything is not what it seems.

 

I do know the Enquirer. I had been starting to think you might have been one of those freaks that actually believes that ****.

I was hoping to force you to provide evidence as a way of bringing you back to reality. There can be some crazy people of these forums who believe that **** so as you just said, assume nothing.

 

sarcasm: something lost on agent007


lol

 

^^^^^rofl QFT



so, if the solstice/sky/HHR already have their "stage kits" where is the 08 Cobalt stage kit??? where's your "proof"??? some random thing u found on the internet........do u believe everything u read on the internet?????? I smell some serious phail in the air.......anyone else smell that? krispy u smell that? it's just utterly nasty that smell of phail when ppl believe everything they see on the internet

 

Whew!!! I'm glad that's over.

And I apologize for all the brain farts I caused.

 

Wow, my head hurts from all the jib jab

 

It's ok, all these threads will be abandoned as soon as CED starts a new one saying they have the tune.

 

yah we really should deletes these when it comes out. These threads are huge